Nick Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Jewish Salesman and a Taliban Terrorist) A little Jewish salesman and a Taliban terrorist A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack, selling neckties. The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?" The old man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not need such an overpriced western adornment. I spit on your ties. I need water!" "Sorry, I have none, just ties - pure silk, and only five dollars." "Pahh! A curse on your ties! I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you, but I must conserve my energy and find water!" "Okay," said the little old Jewish man. "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me, or that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me Infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two kilometers, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need. Go in peace." Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead, and gasped, "They won't let me in without a tie." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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