The Substitute Doctor.

[Nick]

 

 

 

 

  
A doctor in Duluth , Minnesota wanted to get

off work and go hunting, so he

approached his assistant.

 

"Ole, I am going huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients."

"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns

the following day and asks: "So, Ole,
How was your day?"

Ole told him that he took care of

three patients. "The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo, mate, and the second one?"

asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens

and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself,

taking off everything including

her panties and lies

down on the table and shouts:

‘HELP ME - I haven't
seen a man in over two years!!’"

"Tunderin' Lord Geezus, Ole,

What did you do?" asks the doctor.

 

 

 

"I put drops in her eyes!!"