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The Substitute Doctor.


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A doctor in Duluth , Minnesota wanted to get
off work and go hunting, so he
approached his assistant.
"Ole, I am going huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients."

"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns
the following day and asks: "So, Ole,
How was your day?"

Ole told him that he took care of
three patients. "The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo, mate, and the second one?"
asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens
and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself,
taking off everything including
her panties and lies
down on the table and shouts:
‘HELP ME - I haven't
seen a man in over two years!!’"

"Tunderin' Lord Geezus, Ole,
What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes!!"
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