Alexandria

On 4/13/2024 at 2:15 AM, ashleyxyz said:

We actually went to watch the eclipse for the weekend. It was spectacular and somehow very moving. I shed some tears and after totality was out off this world, it looked like a ring. Just totally amazing!

Sounds amazing Ashley. Hope you are doing well. 🙂

There once was an artist named Saint.

Who swallowed some samples of Paint.

All shades of the spectrum.

Flowed out of his rectum.

With a colourful lack of restraint. 🤣

There was an old man from Sprocket.

Who went up to space in a Rocket.

The Rocket went bang.

His gonads went clang.

And his bum ended up in his pocket. 🤪

My husband called and asked if I could be naked before he gets home from work....

I feel awkward sitting here with his mother, but whatever. 😋

A 50 year old man asked the trainer in the Gym. "I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?"

The trainer replied. "Outside the Gym, there is a ATM. Try that." 😂

4 hours ago, Slender Man said:

Made me puke haha. The cheap Cider didn't help 🤣

3 little ducks go into a bar. "What's your name the barman asks the first duck?" "Huey" was the reply. "How's your day been Huey?". "Great, I've been in and out of puddles all day... What more could a duck want?"

What's your name he asked the 2nd duck?" "Dewey" was the reply. "And I've been in and out of puddles all day as well."

He turned to the 3rd duck and said, "I suppose you are Louie...?" 

"No", she said grinning... "My name is puddles!" 😂

How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote. 🤣

1 minute ago, Robwin said:

Believe me am not complaing Alex as i think she has a cracking body but just an observation 

Didn't think you would be haha. The whole nude 24/7 does take something away from the experience. Just turns to the norm and usual routine. 

8 minutes ago, Robwin said:

Just a simple question.................Does Rachel ever put any clothes on? 

Saves on washing. Did she not like the name Tia. 😋

Back for another try 🤣

5 minutes ago, pulo filipe said:

Night is long anything can happen 

Until 01:00 am 

 

 

1am when they go back to being normal haha. 

Linda certainly likes to keep herself and others entertained. Guy she was watching wanking definitely has the tool haha. 

A lady calls the police to report her husband missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 feet 2, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the nextdoor neighbour to verify this report and the lady nextdoor tells them, "You can't believe her. He's 5 feet 4, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbour then goes and asks the lady why she gave such a false report. She replied, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I want him back!" 😂

Religion is like a penis.

It's fine to have one. Fine to be proud of it. But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around. 😂

On 07/03/2021 at 9:33 PM, Parxx said:

Still waiting to see one guest in this apt who doesn't blatantly acts like a hired guest. 

Be a long wait then. 😂

Finally decided to get apartment themselves. Good party goers. 😂

2 minutes ago, Robwin said:

What are you then or is it both  Just asking as i'm a nosey bugger 

Well I'm Bisexual or greedy as some call it. 😂

2 minutes ago, Robwin said:

You're only bloody jealous just admit it young lady 

Got me. Jealous as hell. Could never get anyone close to sexy as them. 😂

2 minutes ago, Robwin said:

Well from one sucker to another  who knows but must admit they do seem to be rather close the times i have watched them.

Sucker and a licker 😂. 

2 minutes ago, jabbath1987 said:

They for sure act like a real couple. And in neither place they visited (This one and Elaine) they seemed to be interested in guys. 

And acting like a real couple happens very little on VHTV. Very funny. Showing no interest means nothing. 😂

5 minutes ago, Robwin said:

Didn't think you liked lesbians?

But are they really lesbian, or just doing it to make the suckers think they are 😂. 

A little girl goes to the hospital with her mum to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mum and bursts into her Grandpa's room. "Grandpa,Grandpa!!' she says excitedly, "as soon as my mum comes into the room, talk like a frog!". "Well okay my dear, but why?" replied her Grandpa. "Talk like a frog because mummy said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!" 😂