Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if it doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her.
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar, so I have to fill her slot instead.
My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed, so I told her I had a headache.
I'm trying to finish a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot.
China has the largest population not because the men are extra horny or the women extra fertile, but because their condoms are 'Made in China'.
A girl in a restaurant asked me, "Are you single?". I happily replied "Yes". She took away the extra chair in front of me.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment. 🤣