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  1. Jonno
    Because they are not desperate enough to sleep with him. 🤣
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    Was thinking that. Strimming away.
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    Marilyn treated herself to a guitar. Going to do some strumming. 🤣
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    Get them in the Villa.
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    No happy ending. 😂
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    Beautiful. RLC get her signed up. 😂
  8. Jonno
    Sharing is stupid. Especially if they are sisters. Doesn't stop them masturbating in the bath and shower tho. Saying that not expecting much from Madison sadly.
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    The old timers will fall asleep before they get going. 🤣
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    More chance of The Italian Stallion sucking Daytona. 🤣 Fucking hell. What a horrible image. 🤣
  14. Jonno
    Sex on the table. Hope they wash it after. 🤣
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    Guest Hiding the goods. 🤣
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    Fails #1

    Jonno replied to Jonno's topic in Comedy & Adult Humor

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    Fails #1

    Jonno replied to Jonno's topic in Comedy & Adult Humor

    Always going to fail. 🤣
  18. Jonno
    Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she's doing. You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication. You'll never have a successful relationship with a woman if you can't tell the difference between a smile and a warning.
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    Tonya looking happy enough. All can relax. 🤣
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    My imagination is away again. 😉
  22. Jonno
    Both know how to milk a situation. That's for sure. 🤣
  23. Jonno
    I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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    Majority got fed up and left. 🤣
  25. Jonno
    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Top 3 situations that require witnesses. 1) Crimes. 2) Accidents. 3) Marriages. Need I say more? Any married man should forget his mistakes. No use in two people remembering the same thing.
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