If only dildos could talk imagine conversation between Mr white and Mr black mr white says to Mr black boy you are a big dildo Mr black answers back well you don't get sat on and stuck to the fucking wall
Spent a bit of time in prison and they had a wing for nonce's every now and then we would catch one and kick 7 bells of shit out of him happy days how you doing PAUL
Fucking hell you are a hypocrite you want them gone but you are still here you want a right good fucking and bet you would scream out fuck me harder paul you cunt I hate you