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Oh, You had better put up a sock for my smelly friend a well.

Come on Little One, time to get the Christmas tree out and dress it. Put up the Christmas socks, one for me please, and be happy.

You are different my furry friend, she could smell you coming from another continent.

Lighten up brother, and don't take yourself and life so serious.When we all check in for treatment, shall we put your name down also? or are you beyond help?Now this was said and meant lightheartedly, but if you choose to analyse the remark then so be it. This discussion is now terminated.

The problem is you don't have the mental capacity to distinguish between fantasy, reality, and humour, Many of these remarks posted on here are written tongue in cheek, and are not meant to be taken quite as literally as you choose to take them. But hey, today your a psychologist, who knows what you will be tomorrow. but we will still be happy idiots who work well under supervision. Lighten up Popeye, life's too short. I am giving you a reputation for effort.

Yes it is, and I don't think I need any treatment either, I have always been happy walking around licking windows, and talking to myself. Lol

I feel like I just want to pick her up and squeeze her.

I get the impression that today the Little One is fighting inner daemons, I think the physical side of her would like to relax and give herself pleasure, but something only she knows is stopping her, She is wandering around like a lost soul who can't find peace.

You're a good man Beastmaster.

We have to try and put the smile back on her face.

I don't think " Little One " is very happy today.Think she needs Pepe and Me to cheer her up. Puuuuuurfect.

What I find disturbing is that someone, who by looking at your profile has been around for a while, decides to set himself up as king of the moral high ground.Howard, lets get things in proportion, Everyone on this forum including yourself is a voyeur,not a casual passer by, but an 100% out and out voyeur. Nothing wrong with that whatsoever,nobody is getting hurt you might think, but people do get hurt, Leora gets hurt by the spiteful and unwarranted abuse from certain individuals who think she is " fair game". Compared to these sicko's the rest of the guys on here are saints. Let them alone they are harming nobody,and allow them the right to express themselves as they wish. Some folks write poems, some folks express their love for her, and some folks like Pepe and I just generally take the piss out of each other and Foamy,but never forgetting that Leora should be respected at all times.I once stated on here when a guy bullied her, that I would be proud to have her as a daughter, for she is much more than just a body. And I stand by that statement still. Live and let live. Have a nice day.

Spoken like the true English gentleman that I know you to be sir, Damn the upstart, may his ear holes turn to arseholes and shit all down his neck. The man is a bounder, and a cad, with an absence of breeding. Definitely not from good stock.

And take your boner with you.

Yes, but she is not motivated by the money, she does what she does for her own satisfaction not for financial gain. That's what sets her apart from any other girl. She is not a porn star.......far from it, she and Paul are part of a reality project which is following them 24/7, and so naturally covers all aspects of a couples life, and sex is part of everyday life. She would I know be deeply offended if people thought everything she does is money motivated.......she gets no more for sexual activities than she would for non sexual activities.

Just in case you was wondering how my weekend went Pepe....... Goes without saying, that after a rather substantial breakfast, we, that's "The Little One" and my good self, had a stroll through the woods, which are particularly enchanting at this time of the year, Having said that, she wanted us to leave quickly as she could " feel eyes on us ". Not sure who that could have been, but there are quite a lot of feral critters and animal low life that frequent these places sometimes for voyeuristic pleasures. So we went back to her place for the rest of the afternoon, much more intimate. Puuuuuurfect!

Enough you unruly mob, have you no style and finesse about your being, Yes I may be slightly rotund, but that my envious critters is because my beautiful " Little One" feeds me as a king should be fed, Eggs, bacon, tomatoes, toast, and lashings of hot coffee laced with love from her lovely self. She likes me on the large size, better to be big and smell sweet, than be a skinny bag of bones that exudes foul odors from every pour of his wretched carcass. She will not be happy for the way you refer to me.for in her beautiful eyes I am Puuuuuuuuurfect. I must rush back to her now, as she pines for me if I am away too long, and at the mercy of a bunch of ruffians.

Good morning woodland creatures, and mortals.

Good job you're not counting then. Don't wish your life away, it will come soon enough.

Simple solution mate, tell 'em to stick the job up their .

This shows to any doubters out there just why "The Little One" is so special. Poetry in motion I tell you gentlemen, pure poetry in motion. and what a motion.

Just goes to show, he's not all bad after all. If ever a man was misjudged its Putin.

This feline aint going anywhere skunk, At the end of the day it will all come down to natural selection. You should not be too worried about what you and the squirrel can't influence. what you should be worried about is that New Joisey wiseguy. Keep it real.

I think I shall have to keep an eye on you two, but whilst the pair of you are occupied trying to outscore each other, yours truly will will be gaining the advantage with the magnificent one, Puuuuuuuurrfect!!

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