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I don't kiss ass, I eat pussy! ;) And there's one particular pussy i've been dying to get my "hands" on. The one that most definitely tastes like sweet watermelon. :P :)

Joshua, regarding the audio clips you sent me, the two from yesterday are not downloading. The two from today have an echo and are unusable. And please don't use audio enhancement when you record. It brings up all the sounds from outside their window making it hard to understand them

Yea but it's not like she sits there all alone and talks about her day just for our benefit. She relates her stories to Kristy. Are you saying she's lying to her bestie? :o That bitch! :)

I was just gonna ask if anyone needed an explanation of my convo with Leszek so I don't was my time, but after a high-pitched speech by one little rodent here, I have no choice but to do it. Leszek finally came forward and confirmed that his report was not at all accurate. In fact half of it was not even translation but what he assumed. Like the question of sex with a photographer. It was never spoken. Kristy said something than no one was able to hear, but he assumed by her body language that that was what she asked. He confirmed that he doesn't know english and uses a translator software. And we know that it twists around half the things you're saying. He agreed that most of the time it's hard to make out spoken words clearly. I might add that it's especially so in the living room as the microphones are too far. And especially when chatter-box Kamila is talking. Bottom line is, we agreed that he will not be acting as a "wanna-be" translator anymore. And Foamy, there's not one translator software out there that translates everything with a 100% accuracy. Because in every language there are slang words and short versions of the standard words that people use in their daily conversation. And the software doesn't recognize them. This topic is called Russian Language Translation not Russian Language Interpretation. We have enough people here interpreting things left and right and causing chaos. So please, don't abuse your power of a mod, and go allowing people to do things they shouldn't be doing.

I will as soon as I get home tonight. And dfccap, stop kissing everybody's ass here. You made so many shiny asses here they probably won't need showers for month

Извините, но ваш вопрос "В области секса что-нибудь случилось?" и ваш ответ "нормально" никак не сходятся. И что там было "по вашему" сдесь никого не интересует. Сдесь интересует точный перевод разговора. Поэтому и говорю, что подавая в переводе то что не звучало в разговоре вы вводите людей в заблуждение. Я пишу только то что слышу своими ушами и ничего не добавляю от себя. Поэтому давайте закончим этот разговор и остановимся на том что мы договорились что вы не будете больше переводить.

Тhank you. That's such a touching moment :'(

Эта секция была сделана не для того чтобы понимать основной сюжет, а для точного перевода их разговоров. Тем более не нужно писать отсебятину, домысливая что они показывают своим телом. Тем самым вы ввели всех в заблуждение и зародили кучу скандалов. Поэтому действительно, если не в состоянии предоставить точный перевод, лучше не делать никак.

For me the greatest picture was of a one juicy hamburger ;) (The Image associated with this comment is no longer accessible and has been removed).

Lol, using my line? That's ok. :) Wow, you actually snapped that. I had no chance as I wasn't expecting that to happen. And it was like a one second thing. Sniper Mike ;)

You still make no sense. You're saying they can understand russian but can't type it. There's no such thing. And if you know some words from a foreign language, that doesn't justify you as knowing that language never mind being a translator of that language. In which case, how did he come up with such detailed story? For instance, I know some words in Spanish and Polish, but I would never claim that i know the whole language and never attest to being a translator of those languages. The big elephant here is like you said, them using a translator which is a contradiction in itself. You see I don't use no frigging translator. I listen and then type in english. If they have to use the actual translator software to translate from a language they claim to understand, LOL there's deffo something wrong here.

Oh and the grand finale was--she kissed Kammi's breast. If there was a karma system in place for RLC tenants she would get a plus 20 from me for tonight. Hell, I'd empty my bank account to get a massage from Kristy :D

Crazy Mikey imagining things again :D :D :D

Nope, just a little panty stuck between the lips :) You should know how that is ;)

Oh paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaass, stop insinuating Kiko a some kind of monster! You're quoting a picture in which they are playing with each other's fingers. Does that look like a sign of depression to you?? There was a serious moment in a movie they were watching plus Kristy had food in her mouth. Never judge a book by it's cover!

That doesn't make a lot of sense, does it. If a person knows a language well enough to understand a person speaking it, he surely has to be able to read and write in that language. Otherwise he has no business calling himself a "translator". So why would they use whatever other language to translate spoken Russian to writen English, when they can just type in russian into the translator. That's exactly why i'm having a problem with validity of their reports, cause like I said before I found several discrepancies by listening to audio clips provided to me. And which is also why I asked Leszek to send me his report in russian so i can translate it into more understandable english. He responded with a lame excuse of not having a russian keyboard. I explained to him how to make his keyboard type in Russian, he said it would take to long to type it word for word as he doesn't have a touch screen(WTF?), so he uses a translator. You go and figure that one out! He said maybe tomorrow he'll do it. That was two days ago and I still didn't receive anything. I told him that if he can't provide an original text, then we can't trust his knowledge of the Russian language and therefore can't accept him as a credible source.

Well guys, who would like to see what heaven really looks like? ;D ;D

I don't know what it is you're believing. All we have so far is the condom situation and it was described differently by two "translators". And since i'm finding a lot of inconsistencies in their reports I believe neither one.

LMAO Mikey, well now you went and done called Kristy a bitch. You just can't win can you? ;D ;D ;D

Mikey, I believe you were thinking of a different line actually: "I'm coocoo for Rita puffs" ;) :D

She sure did. And she knew how to use that thing ;) Send Kammi on her way and bring back Monica. Or Alyssa. Kristy would go nuts ;D ;D

And more importantly, DON'T START A NEW FUCKING THRREAD FOR SOME BULLSHIT!

I hope your "baby Rita"doesn't ever read this :)

Now, as promised regarding the audio clips I was send. There was nothing much in the first two, except maybe Kristy(at least I think it was her) relaying the words of her friend/date of these last days. He said "He said all the hairy guys took all his girlfriends away from him. But not to worry he will take her away soon too" Keep in mind I could be wrong, and it could have been Kammi saying that. Now the last clip provided something that causes another discrepancy to Leszek's original report. The guy NEVER asked Kammi about no sex with black women. What he asked her was whether it was true that Russian women have bigger pussy lips as opposed to other countries(it's not by the way). And if she knew other differences, because he only had one girlfriend and there was nothing outstanding about her pussy so he had nothing to compare too. (I guess I know where he was going with that) Kammi thought"why the hell is he telling me this. He travels the world and probably had plenty of girls." To which Kristy replied "it's not like you didn't have many guys"

You got your stuff all mixed up again, buddy. First I never said the photographer was Russian. I never even heard Kammi say that. All I said was a confirmation that she indeed had a pre-planned meeting with him at 3am. That's the time he was free and in the morning he left Barcelona. Second, Kristy's story did not have anything to do with last night. And he definitely is not her employer! She was telling the girls about this actor guy she knows for a while and what a great person he is. They had a trip to Israel some time ago. They went to a club but the guy is not really a club person and doesn't drink. The whole night Kristy wanted to get him in bed so bad. :D When they got back to the hotel, he said he had to leave the next morning for a couple hours, and he was goona give her money to go shopping. Kristy's reply was priceless-"No, I don't want shopping, let's get in the room already!" Did I mention she's adorable? On the flight back, she wanted to take him to the restroom for "naughty fun". He said, he is a gentlemen, and would never take a woman to such nasty place. Recently she texted him and he said let's meet. I assume he lives somewhere in europe because she said she could only come for a few days(reasons unknown). He said it probably doesn't make sense then, but if not he could come visit her in Barcelona. To which Nora said that she loves artistic people and asked Kristy to introduce them if he comes. And then added: "You'll probably be too busy anyhow" ;) And last but definitely not least, once Kammi switched to whispering it's impossible to hear a single word. Add to that noise from outside and playing music. So the part about Kristy asking her how the sex was---never was heard, so never happened. Unless you have a woofer speaker system and noise cancelling and sound clarifying software, you and anybody else who says so are lying through their teeth.