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Serious question. Do they ever cook anything requiring an oven, some skillets, and some culinary skills?

The problem is that Paul's sperm has been analyzed and determined as docile, lazy, ineffective, and even the machines tested requested an upgrade to discover future deficiencies as he ages.

As a physician, there are times when patients have accidentally ingested a poisonous substance which requires induced vomiting. That's why I have them view a video of Paul eating. It causes them to expel the poison WITHOUT the need for medication.

Using kleenex instead of a towel to sop up the mess... crying and applying baking soda. Someone's never owned a cat or dog. It takes love, patience, and a place for dogs to play outside.

Cleaning dog mess with tissues and water is hilarious. Your cushions are ruined. She's pissed, unlike the dog, who is relieved.

When a candidate for public office faces the voters he does not face men of sense; he faces a mob of men whose chief distinguishing mark is the fact that they are quite incapable of weighing ideas, or even of comprehending any save the most elemental — men whose whole thinking is done in terms of emotion, and whose dominant emotion is dread of what they cannot understand. So confronted, the candidate must either bark with the pack or be lost… All the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre — the man who can most adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum. The Presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. H.L. Mencken

Aveline seems to be self-conscious about her weight. She'd be considered thin in some locales. Busty in all locales.

Broccoli head and 4-inch sneakers... a classy and demure woman's choice for future husband. Luckily for him, these females have no class and are lightyears from demure.

Just curious... has Leora EVER attempted to correct Paul's disgusting inability to eat properly? She knows how to eat without making one want to vomit whilst viewing their beloved consuming food.

The Filthy Rich are laughing. Divide and conquer. There's a solution to the country's woes, but it requires electing representatives who possess critical thinking, not greedy ambitions or party affiliations. The two-party system was NEVER part of the Constitution, as George Washington himself warned us whilst he housed his slaves in small quarters. No system of government is perfect, because it requires humans to form a more perfect union, and we are more divided than ever, thanks to (see above). To let a charlatan of epic proportions command the illiterate and slow-brained part of American society is sheer lunacy.

Avoid the Peter Principle (Organizational Theory) and never get promoted higher than your capabilities. Elected officials are exempt from that criterion. Scary.

Most people are ignorant of the fact that those few with money and power (oligarchs) don't give a FUCK if Americans are Republicans or Democrats. What they need, to stay in power, is to KEEP the vast majority of said Americans being Republicans and Democrats, so they fight each other instead of the TRUE ENEMY. The ones hoarding conglomerates, wealth and influence.

Although she technically left the project, Brianna over at B4 is making Linda look like Julia Child and Rosalind Franklin combined.

An unpopular opinion, yet I've always felt Fior was top notch.

A normal gathering of people playing cards and having fun. THIS WILL NOT DO!!!