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Oh yes that they do. They are the scum bag bad boys that make the panties that your wife and girlfriends wear wet. As well as impregnate them so you can raise their illegitimate kids for them. If it's both men and women that have an issue with monogamy, then why is it that most women are the ones that do it? Why is it that most divorces are filed for by the woman? Why is it women are the ones that are against mandatory DNA testing of every child born? Because they don't want their deceitful ways exposed. Why is it that so many people in there 30's and up are discovering that the man they called dad all their life isn't their real father? Yes women should wait until there are completely broken and in their mid 30's to get married and have offspring. Just what this world needs. More Retards in it!!!
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A case of American domestic beers is 20-25$ these days A 12 pack of Euro beers is about 20$. Most Euro beers in the states aren't even Euro. They're made here by that gay ass woke company that No One buys from any more
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You can get the cheap shit Popov or Skol for like 5$. Fine for making jello shots with 🤣
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Good stuff here is 20-100$ a bottle where I live
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She'll have to come into the house to collect the booze 😏I can't guarantee that she won't gain some NEW Experiences whilst inside 😁There is a New Bottle of Fireball and Jack Fire in the kitchen fridge just a Chillen Out 🤣
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I have one that she can have. She just needs to come to my house and dig it out of the garage. Fucking Hell!! I'll toss in a fridge with the deal as well 🤣🤣🤣
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FUCKING SAYS YOU!!! AREN'T YOU THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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None of that cheap ass 2$ Vodka!!! We want to see you hit the good 5$ a bottle shit!!! 😁
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What I foresee is Elli hitting on the WRONG guy in a bar and she will end up getting ice picked by the dudes girlfriend 😮
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Right out of the gate 🤣🤣🤣That one gal found it so funny she had to imitate his moves
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Not going to disagree there. I would have given her a dollar or two 🤣
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BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!! Keep sucking on your Simp Bottle!!!
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She came right from her strip club late night shift 🤣
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Chicago's mayor is an ABSOLUTE JOKE to humanity and needs to be removed from office pronto!!! He has been NOTHING but a FU !!!!! Newsome is another that needs to be removed
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No. That is where you are WRONG!!! What Elli is doing is what is called MONKEY BRANCHING. She is trying to swing from the branch of one guy to the next. Test/tasting the fruit that each tree may or may not offer. What this does is creates issues with the ability to pair bond. Yeah eventuall she may settle down for a bit and have kids. Only long enough to hook a guy in and shed some puppies or better yet, stick him with raising TOM DICK HARRY JAROME JAMAL OR TYRONES offspring. Then she will get up and swing to the next tree because she doesn't like or enjoy what the tree that she settled with offers her any longer. This is how most younger women are acting today and this is why MEN, REAL MEN , are saying FUCK YOU CRAZY CUNTS!!! We want NOTHING to do with YOUR SKANKY ASSES!!! LET THE SIMP Bitches Like You Have Them!!! You seem to accept her and every other HOES piss poor mind set. Let them all cry piss moan and whine across SM about their inability to find GOOD MEN!! EVERY child born these days should be DNA tested..............
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So many truths in what you are saying there as well
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I did read that as well @Maxbell. I made my post mainly on the humorous side. And do let me say this this to be clear, it's a sad thing that so many children end up in the foster care systems/program across the world with many sometimes becoming stuck there until they age out at 18(states age). And then they are being shoved out into the world with NO real survival skills or ability to get on their feet as young adults. In some cases it is a safer and better place for them to be when they are in bad home environments. In other cases, it is far worse and the kids end up abused far more so then when they were with their parents 😞
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Perhaps he is watching Anime and Hentai like so many other dweebs in their age group
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Nina--VERY Self Centered. But yes a talented singer. She would screw Kira around left and right. Sort of like watching Elli with Sayn 🤔🤣 Was FLOORED to learn that Kira was talked into becoming a cum dumpster and getting preggo and having a kid for the two of them 😮
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Nooooooooooooooo, tonight is the night that Newt is going to get Double Stuffed by Daytona and the blue haired freakazoid
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That's a great one as well. I still think that Sayn should have gutted that bear on camera and left the stuffing strung all about in the apartment. And placed the head atop the christmas tree like another chatter stated
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Espc. the BBC she gets OFF CAM 😮🤣🤣
