Captain Kangaroo
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Take it ANY way you like 😁
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You will always find her slapping silicone asses at trade shows 🤣🤣🤣
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B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
Oh Brother you need to share 😁 It was gone by the time I went back to get it 🥺 -
B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
Okay that's what I was recalling as well -
Uly is the BEST Circus Monkey on RLC. She has been giving the cams her majestic eye fucking ever since she got her cam cherry busted almost ten years ago now. If you don't believe me, go look at the posted videos in the members only section of her shows back in the russian apartment that her and Muskrat were in
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B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
Well that's called to much Horse Viagra Watch "A Serbian Movie" and you'll know what I mean 🤣🤣🤣 -
B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
Yeah thats pretty much what I was saying 🤣 Let me ask this Ash Was this the same night that Nelly joined Bogdan and Assziza on the suite bed??? -
B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
Fair enough -
B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
Most of the time when these dorks cant get it up, it's Not because of stage fright. It because of drug and alcohol consumption. Pay attention to what alot of these stupid rooskies drink. Have you ever heard of WHISKEY DICK 🙄 -
B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
I will concur with you on that one 👍 -
B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
Look I know you are new to both RLC as well as CC. The person that Assziza was messing with is Bogdan who is married to Nelly. They lived in the upstairs loft of The Villa where the Fat Man resides and HIDES Now. They had a escapade in the GP/B4 suite where all of a sudden the lights went out only up there. Even though we could still see what was going on. Then magically the cams up there went dead and ALL RP was erased of it happening. As far as past porn stars I can provide names with video proof of it. 1 girl that plays the I am here I am gone. I am here I am gone game now at this time is home tonight after not being home last night has some professional shot masturbation videos out there. Multiple other girls have shot videos with the same company as who she shot for. There is a girl that was housed in the apartment that Char & Martin are in now that still shoots pro porn to this day. There is a guy that she did videos with that showed up at The Villa/B7 stayed and there a few weeks. He then showed up at B2 and fucked and filmed with many gooners favorite Dayana. He may have even came inside of Magdha as well in the B2 suite bed that the Astraoid waste. Was a skinny little blood that was housed in B2 when Nadia was there that couldn't keep her fucking mouth shut about when and before she started shooting porn. And was trying to con Nadia to climb on the little black cock band wagon...................... So if you want the proof then DM me!!!!! -
B2 - General Topic 2026 #6 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#2 Astra, Kelly (08/02/16)
At least you still got to go to college Yes it is a Great benefit when you have family to HELP OUT, Not Raise their grand kids. Now, NO we don't know what Kelly is doing or up to while off cam for so many hours. She may be going home and putting in some time with raising her kids. But with how she dresses every time we see her get ready to leave each evening from B2 gives NO indication that is what she is doing. It's not like when Danaya first joined XLIFE in her first apartment. She would show up at the apt. in the early morning and dick around there and then leave and not return till the next morning. My guess is that the apartment was a office/job to/for her, then she would leave at the end of the work day. Not sure how things work for her in the new place now -
B2 - General Topic 2026 #6 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#2 Astra, Kelly (08/02/16)
I believe it is pretty obvious that Kelly has other responsibilities and obligations that keep her ass off cam 95% of the time these days. So what's the point in her or the Astraoid being there? Hell, why the fuck is Ameril there? She is off cam more then on. She is nothing but a modern day dumb ass woman that believes it's her right to run around fucking anything she wants while she keeps a steady man at arms length🤔 What a fucking simp ass cuckold he is -
B5 - General Topic 2026 #4 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#5 (06/11/19 - 05/31/26)
She isn't my cup of tea for the most part either. But she was a better/easier watch when she was alone without the Little Hitler -
B2 - General Topic 2026 #6 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#2 Astra, Kelly (08/02/16)
Being out of house and away from your children is NOT Taking Care of or Raising your children -
B5 - General Topic 2026 #4 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#5 (06/11/19 - 05/31/26)
AFT!!! Things would have be better if Luny would have stayed someplace on her own -
B2 - General Topic 2026 #6 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#2 Astra, Kelly (08/02/16)
Agree 💯. She clearly has better places to be and better things to do OFF CAM so it's time to bugger off. Though I did enjoy her in her pre mom days -
B5 - General Topic 2026 #4 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#5 (06/11/19 - 05/31/26)
Sounds like you're the only one in that fan club 😁 -
B5 - General Topic 2026 #4 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#5 (06/11/19 - 05/31/26)
So the Dyke Road Truckers are packing it up 🤔🤣 -
B4 - General Topic 2026 #24 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
It's one of The Queen 304s visiting sex worker friends out on the GP/B4 patio -
I would have warned the dude 1 time. Then he would have been picking his ass up off the ground. The dude recording was attacked at the gym he trains in 1 week before this situation
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Dasha & Sasha, Nancy (2026) #3
Captain Kangaroo replied to Pete1960's topic in Dasha & Sasha, Nancy (12/14/22)
I Live in Beef Country USA. If your going to bitch about what I cook up, then go munch on the neighbors pretty flowers with the rabbits -
Dasha & Sasha, Nancy (2026) #3
Captain Kangaroo replied to Pete1960's topic in Dasha & Sasha, Nancy (12/14/22)
Anti meat eaters need to visit my yard each week to mow it for me -
B4 - General Topic 2026 #24 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
That piece of trash with the full leg tat that is there now visiting 🙄 She moves her leg 1 step and it continues to wave for 5 mins 😬 No Muscle, All Jello in there -
Dasha & Sasha, Nancy (2026) #3
Captain Kangaroo replied to Pete1960's topic in Dasha & Sasha, Nancy (12/14/22)
If that's all she did was sniff it, then this isn't Nancy's Mom 🤣🤣
