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B2 - General Topic 2026 #7 (May / June)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#2 Astra, Kelly (08/02/16)
HEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!!!! It's just FEMALE brain waves. They can hate each other just for being in the same room together. They will circle and dance around the other till one just finally short circuits in the head and goes totally bonkers. It's like having 6 pitbulls all playing nice in a room together and then tossing a chicken in the middle of them 😁 -
B2 - General Topic 2026 #7 (May / June)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#2 Astra, Kelly (08/02/16)
It was a difficult choice between 😂 and ⬆️ so I gave you a ⬆️🤣 -
B2 - General Topic 2026 #7 (May / June)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#2 Astra, Kelly (08/02/16)
It's funny how so many got buffaloed by Eris and they couldn't see how 2 faced she was/is. Just like a Hypocrite Church Goer -
B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
You missed it 🤣🤣🤣 -
B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
I'd pay money and be happy to see Kaya get snatched off the patio by a Pterodactyl 😁 -
B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
Yeah all the bitches that need dental work -
Dont forget Lubna(Bleeding most of the time) Karma Scara Nadia Marline just to name a few others 😁
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Dasha & Sasha, Nancy (2026) #3
Captain Kangaroo replied to Pete1960's topic in Dasha & Sasha, Nancy (12/14/22)
Couch girl snores like snorting bull as well 🤣🤣 -
B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
HOE LOGIC!!! 🤣🤣🤣 -
You're lost because like so many others in here you see only a rose tint and can't see past the blinders you/they wear. A Fucking Hoe that displays her Hoeness is a Fucking Hoe and that is all there is to it
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Personally I dont give a hoot if the girls get laid or have sex with a door knob. That's just an added bonus. When they have a 💩attitude and treat others like they are mere peasants to them and not their equal just because they sucked some fat bastard off to get the suite, then I have less interest in watching them. 10 years ago it was very rare to see one of the Barcelona bimbos have sex on cam. Now they fuck anything with a pulse and a bank roll
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B5 - General Topic 2026 #4 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#5 (06/11/19 - 05/31/26)
It takes a bit of time to stuff and organize all your belongings into the back of a 52 foot trailer 😁 -
Not paying attention to ALL your surroundings results to personal injury and property loss 😁
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LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣 The Guest as she is referred to is Ulyana who is supposed to actually live there. But she is hardly there. So she is called the Harley Hilton Guest 🤣🤣🤣
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@isidore57@Maxbell If Ocean Boy wants to pour salt and prove he is a Man in control, then he's going to need to bring in some outside puss, or Hell even banging Whimsey or Azura would set Bojack Horseman on fire with a jealous rage😁
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Well I suppose if you enjoy looking at the south end of donkey's going north, knock your socks off!! 😁
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Just goes to show what an ignorant little boy he truly is. I wouldn't get with in 20 foot of that Hoe for fear of some critters jumping off her dumpster and infecting me 😁
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B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
Just 2 more skanky hoes in the modern world. I Can fuck whoever I want, but don't you dare look at another woman!!!! Ohhhh Okay Jessica Jezzabelle!!! -
B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
That coffee table has seen more ass then most hookers in their careers -
B4 - General Topic 2026 #25 (May)
Captain Kangaroo replied to Noldus's topic in B#4 Eleonora, Kaya, Azura, Aveline (11/11/15)
I do recall that conversation of his dick size and how he can be an aggressive fucker in the sack between Assziza and Nelly being discussed here. I do recall the second meeting between the 3 of them as well. I believe it was a situation that even though Nelly was and did openly cheat on Bogdan, she being the jealous insecure woman she is. She was not about to LET HER MAN HAVE FUN WITHOUT HER!! Even though it was perfectly fine for her to screw around and have fun without Bogdan, he had to suck it up and accept the fact that she was/is a cheater. I would have left her HIGH AND DRY!!! And left her ass when all the shit hit the fan and they had their numerous fights. Plus the calling out of Martini on the GP/B4 Patio for her to back OFF.
