Captain Kangaroo

Who would have thought that having a Pet could be SO DANGEROUS 🤔🤣

You just NEVER KNEW what she would say 🤣

CLASSIC 🤣🤣

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Actually, tattooing goes back as far as the cave man times 🤔Just a bit of worthless info for ya🤣

ROTFLMFAO 🤣

Cats Be like watching women in the wild 🤣

When I was a kid and you fucked up at your friends house, you got your ass whooped by their parents and then were sent home. By the time you made that walk of SHAME home your MAMA has been called already and she was standing in the doorway with an item of ASS DESTRUCTION behind her back 😬😲 I guaranty you, you were Not going to eat dinner that night. Nor were you going to sit or sleep on your backside!! For at least a week 🤣 And that is NORMAL CHILD RAISING 🤣

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EVIL WOMAN!!! 🤣

Any Takers 😬🤣

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He certainly would have been shot in my yard

DONT DO DRUGS 🤣

I'D MAKE THEM PICK A SWITCH!!! I HAD TOO!! I FRAMED THE BELT THAT MY MOTHER USED TO CORRECT US WITH 😬🤣

SPEECHLESS 🤣

GOD DAMN IT!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 🤣

Do you think he played football 🤔🤣

DA MAN RULES 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 WAR OF THE WORLDS!!!🤣🤣🤣

OMFG!!! I AM DYING 🤣