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Captain Kangaroo

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  1. Get over yourself and ---- --- You're nothing but a blue haired nose ring wearing feminist pig that no one would ever want to be around
  2. ROTFLMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  3. NOPE!!! 🤣
  4. They're both waiting for their balls to drop
  5. Oh yes that they do. They are the scum bag bad boys that make the panties that your wife and girlfriends wear wet. As well as impregnate them so you can raise their illegitimate kids for them. If it's both men and women that have an issue with monogamy, then why is it that most women are the ones that do it? Why is it that most divorces are filed for by the woman? Why is it women are the ones that are against mandatory DNA testing of every child born? Because they don't want their deceitful ways exposed. Why is it that so many people in there 30's and up are discovering that the man they called dad all their life isn't their real father? Yes women should wait until there are completely broken and in their mid 30's to get married and have offspring. Just what this world needs. More Retards in it!!!
  6. A case of American domestic beers is 20-25$ these days A 12 pack of Euro beers is about 20$. Most Euro beers in the states aren't even Euro. They're made here by that gay ass woke company that No One buys from any more
  7. You can get the cheap shit Popov or Skol for like 5$. Fine for making jello shots with 🤣
  8. Good stuff here is 20-100$ a bottle where I live
  9. She'll have to come into the house to collect the booze 😏I can't guarantee that she won't gain some NEW Experiences whilst inside 😁There is a New Bottle of Fireball and Jack Fire in the kitchen fridge just a Chillen Out 🤣
  10. I have one that she can have. She just needs to come to my house and dig it out of the garage. Fucking Hell!! I'll toss in a fridge with the deal as well 🤣🤣🤣
  11. FUCKING SAYS YOU!!! AREN'T YOU THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
  12. None of that cheap ass 2$ Vodka!!! We want to see you hit the good 5$ a bottle shit!!! 😁
  13. More Ritalin!!! Give them More Ritalin!!!
  14. What I foresee is Elli hitting on the WRONG guy in a bar and she will end up getting ice picked by the dudes girlfriend 😮
  15. Right out of the gate 🤣🤣🤣That one gal found it so funny she had to imitate his moves
  16. Not going to disagree there. I would have given her a dollar or two 🤣
  17. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!! Keep sucking on your Simp Bottle!!!
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