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  1. Captain Kangaroo
    I believe Eleonora has lived a sheltered life up till now. I heard her telling the others the night Esmi and Kristy were there that she was working in China for an extended time frame I believe modeling like Nadia had done at one point. So being a young teen model she may not have been exposed to ALL the shady shit like Nadia did in her early 20's. That night they were set at the table and opened the pkg. that was filled of BUTT Stuff toys, I recall seeing a brown colored dildo that was not normal dick shape. Was like a quarter inch at the tip and got wider and wider the closer you got to the base. 2 or 3 inches pos... I never did get to see who walked off with it to stash it away 🤔
  2. Captain Kangaroo
    Well Fred doesn't have a lot to work with ya know
  3. Captain Kangaroo
    Let's just say that her ass would be explored with MORE then just my fingers!!
  4. Captain Kangaroo
    REALLY DUDE!! Take your life vest wearing, fag bag toting, girl abusing ass out to the gutter you came from. P.S. Take Dim Tim and Evelyn with you. RLC Replay REPLAY.REALLIFECAM.COM Watch your favorite cams in 24-hour recording
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    PLEASE GOD!! I don't ask for much from you. PLEASE!! Introduce Eleonora and Harley to each other. I feel they could have BUTT the BEST friendship in the universe😏😈
  6. Captain Kangaroo
    And she has a broken brain for staying with his dumb ass 🤣🤣🤣
  7. Captain Kangaroo
    When Zabava was living with Harley, Fred was refusing to have sex with her because she likes to ride Cowgirl and her pelvis hurts his peepee. So he told her he was afraid of her breaking it
  8. Captain Kangaroo
    I have noticed many mention how Fred is ALWAYS Too Tired and Too Lazy too pipe Zabava down. But, NO One has mentioned his fear of her breaking his D these day's. Did he loose this phobia all of a sudden?
  9. Captain Kangaroo
    Vacation? Or another deportation? Or perhaps serving more jail time for her last infractions? 🤣 DAMN!! I Love Law breaking women🤣🤣🤣
  10. Captain Kangaroo
    ROTFLMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Old school calculator numbers reversed in amirror
  11. Captain Kangaroo
    CHRIST!! I think you just called out EVERY 304 that walks the planet 🤣🤣🤣 And let's not get started on the US based one's 🤯
  12. Captain Kangaroo
    Evelyn only stayed 2 months on her first stay. Hope she leaves again
  13. Captain Kangaroo
    Call 911 !! I need an ambulance!! The laughter is killing me!! Dasha has eaten more stray and strange cat then Sasha ever has or will!!
  14. Captain Kangaroo
    And Dick was deeper into Masha then Sasha ever got! LOL
  15. Captain Kangaroo
    AN POOF!!! My question is gone!!! REDACTED Just like government shared info with the public 🤣
  16. Captain Kangaroo
    Understand
  17. Captain Kangaroo
    Im the version that drinks, lights his smokes with a Zippo, tells you to get off his lawn while packing heat 🤣 And Yes, I Own a classic Ford product as well
  18. Captain Kangaroo
    I Never said she was the Golden Goose or was without faults. I Certainly dont give a hoot about Eris who has been placed on a pedastal by all the RLC Simps that think she is a queen. I SEE Nothing Notta Nil Zilch in or about the girl. At the end of the day No deserves to be called STUPID because she hasnt achieved a higher learning status YET. Or stated that everything that has to do with her is JUST SHIT!!
  19. Captain Kangaroo
    My Bad I just dbl checked. Still doesnt make her a better person then the others that did treat Lilith like shit
  20. Captain Kangaroo
    Yes they were
  21. Captain Kangaroo
    Back in 2022 when all mentioned and then some were in the project together
  22. Captain Kangaroo
    I am pretty sure they as well as the chunky chick that visited K&K twice after they got the apartment are all related. There wer a few occasions when the 3 were sat side by side on the couch and you could see the strong resemblance in their faces
  23. Captain Kangaroo
    Leia as in Karol's cousin. Nana as in the girl at B2 at this time wearing red rubber skirt
  24. Captain Kangaroo
    I will and do agree on them being bitches. How is that Marlene a surprise to you? Yeah Nana took advantage of his poor Simp ass every chance she could. Treated him with complete and total disrespect. Saddest part at the day if it weren't for him coming around to see her when he was allowed too, NO ONE else would have EVER during her stay. She thinks she's the creme of the crop, but is actually only the CURDS!! Will end up like most American women these days. A Crazy Cat Lady!! With NO kids or family. Hope that kid that was sniffing around her found SSM and learned how to be a MAN!!
  25. Captain Kangaroo
    Just because some are more mature then others and will acknowledge their presence by saying Hello, doesn't mean they would extend a hand when they are falling to their death. Nana Leia Marlene and a few others all treated Lilith like shit and spole behind her back
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