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  1. Captain Kangaroo
    Christ her real name is written all over pizza boxes coffee cups and other door dash deliveries all the time🙄
  2. Captain Kangaroo
    HEY LEO!! I believe it's time for a Leo Show Script change up. Perhaps you can talk your paying sugar daddie that tells you how to perform via text all the time, to buy you a new battery of dildos and an arsenal of Butt toys!! Maybe some molded from dragons, Mr Moose, or many of the vegetable choices from Mr Green Jeans farm. HELL!! If you're feeling really freaky, perhaps the barn yard animals 😏
  3. Captain Kangaroo
    Look at the skillz you have achieved Barbie by practicing DT on Ken's skin flute
  4. Captain Kangaroo
    "THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP" Hope she doesn't stick it in an asshole like someone else did with their flute 😏🤣
  5. Captain Kangaroo
    That was Carla that lived in Ginas old place until the coppers gave the front door 23 whacks with a battering ram
  6. Captain Kangaroo
    STD's are invisible until the symptoms are not!
  7. Captain Kangaroo
    Personally I dont care if she drags a stray donkey home and fucks it on cam
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    Not like she wasn't informed by her AWOL friend before hand what is to be expected of/from her should she join
  10. Captain Kangaroo
    There is a lonely dragon dildo next door that needs a great warm wet dark hole to fill 😁
  11. Captain Kangaroo
    I keep anticipating to see some once in a life time event to occur in her room when I look. but No nothing happens
  12. Captain Kangaroo
    I am out the door to buy my Lotto tickets!! God is handing out miracles left and right this week!! 😁
  13. Captain Kangaroo
    If they would just ship dumb ass Tim back to Ukraine to prove to us what a big bad assed man he really is. That house would be hopping with hookers and booze and drugs and endless resonating 1 beat noise!! The fat man upstairs may even feel compelled to come down and get a little ba donk a donk😁
  14. Captain Kangaroo
    Wasn't that the night where he called her mom via face time? You can take the stripper/hooker out of the club and her clothes, but you'll never take the lack of dress code out of her
  15. Captain Kangaroo
    LOL. Your not dumb. neither is your statement. When M&T first arrived I said right away that she reminds me of the working bar girls in Thailand. A few days later I watched her conversation in the kitchen and Evelyn's response, I found it to be odd but humorous. That would be why I quoted them. Also learned from another Mini conversation in the kitchen, that she was living in the US and Tim was in Thailand when he slid into her IG DMs. And their relationship started from there and now we see their circus unfold before our eyes. 2 nights ago Mini was talking to her American friends in English while setting at the dinning table. I need to go back and listen to it all. She did say that she feels very isolated because most people around her only speak Uke russian or Spanish
  16. Captain Kangaroo
    Amalia did so as well
  17. Captain Kangaroo
    Kitchen Conversation between Mini and Evelyn Mini--Cambodia. I'm from Cambodia Evelyn--Oh like right next to Thailand
  18. Captain Kangaroo
    Why did I just get a vision of that cartoon dog from Loony Toons barking it's fool head off at a blind man crossing the street using a cane 🙄😎
  19. Captain Kangaroo
    Had to ask cuz ya never know. Fat man is as elusive as the ghost that opens and closes closet doors in my house👻
  20. Captain Kangaroo
    Is that the Fat Man from B7 visiting B2😁
  21. Captain Kangaroo
    So what work is it that Ulyana does?
  22. Captain Kangaroo
    Reminds me of my Ex who ALWAYS wore them when we would go to the home stores/lumber yard 🙄
  23. Captain Kangaroo
    He is something and it sure isn't a MAN!!
  24. Captain Kangaroo
    True, very true. I always liked Heidi and her mom the best😍 And the girl we all called Ducky
  25. Captain Kangaroo
    There was a whole LOT more to choose from to watch back in those days. Though there were a lot of pretty birds to view in the KKK zoo, it was usually lame and tame. russian places offered up so much more to see at all hours of the day in the US
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