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Captain Kangaroo

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  1. Spiters are Quiters!!
  2. I thinks that Char has had LOTS OF PRACTICE at slobbin the knob
  3. MARTIN!!! When she is in reverse cowgirl that gives you permission to
  4. They need to put the clothes back on this WAX DUMMY and return her to Madame Tussauds museum where they found her 🙄
  5. Well that doesn't mean that they have divorced. That is just speculation and your interpretation of how the dynamics of their relationship works. I have a few ex's in my life and WOULD NOT CONSIDER living with any of them no matter what
  6. And What makes you think or believe they are divorced? Why on earth would any divorced couple continue to live and sleep together?
  7. I do NOT KNOW how in GODS NAME Lucifer does not give Alex some McLuvins EVERY DAY OR NIGHT 🙄 There is NO way I could refrain from touching on that girl at bed time
  8. This is the outcome of eating paint chips as a kid
  9. DON'T MESS WITH GRANNY
  10. Lets see if he ever rings a door bell again 🤣
  11. No. She got some D in B2 not the P that she secretly desires 🤣
  12. This is when I charge triple time. AFTER YOUR mechanic has fixed it for less 🤣
  13. Who pissed in her Wheaties 😲
  14. Women aren't built this way anymore either 🤣
  15. Perhaps Esmi will return and stop living her life in the closet and move her female lovers into the apartment with her 🤔🤣
  16. Anything is remotely possible Perhaps his mother ate a lot of Tylenol whilst preggo
  17. Denis is nothing but a mere skid mark in the tighty whietys that many men wore back in the day. The total result of when the anal creme pie overflowed and trickled into the birth canal impregnating his mama. I will NEVER understand how he can say over and over and over again HOW HE'S SO TIRED 🤔Get OFF your ass and do something and earn this fatigue that you complain about ALL THE F ING TIME!! Grow up and be a MAN for once in your life and not a fairy every day!!
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