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It’s kind of having a hypercar with a 1000cc engine. it looks great to have a lot of fun with , but the complete package is a major letdown.

Nahhh , 90% of that is just for her.

When I see her implants I can’t help to think of ….

Say what ?????

Would love to say that I loved the pictures of Harley but sadly they remind me of better times where she was a bit “fuller” There is not very much to hang on to anymore. Woman don’t need to be overweight but there has to be some “insulation”

Nahh … she was the one that prepared the food and knows what’s in it. Probably a meal with whipped cream of mayonaise as the main ingredient.

And if that squarehead gets a stiffy she has to open the front door otherwise he gets stuck. I have toilets in my house that are bigger than this apartment. What a small closet is this. Depressing .. is this a touched up storage box? Is this apartment in New York where this is a normal apartment ? Otherwise it is way too small. Sitting at a dining table all day because there is nothing else to sit on. As I said … depressing. It is an achievement in itself that an apartment that small can have so many blind spots.

I know it has passed by before Now I probably know why Ulyana is away so much. She is searching for Harley’s butt. 😲🥺😱 I know there was a hype to get thinner and thinner all the time. Some of the tennants thought that would be great for them even though they were perfectly fine. As a result they stopped looking healthy and in Harley’s case ( and Linda , yes you too with your flat boney ass !! ) it does not look good. With all due respect but she has the butt of a 60 year old MAN. Flat , hanging , unattractive…. If you can see and follow a thong through the whole buttcrack there is not enough meat on that ass. I know there is a matter of taste involved but is there anybody here that thinks this is better than her “fuller” shape ? It is not that she was a fat hog or something , she was perfectly fine. This is just a tad too much ..

Maybe it is because her blue dress with white dots is starting to itch in certain places. To me it feels she is wearing that thing continuously since 1968.

There they are … standing in front of a mirror 534 times to see if they look ok for the outside world. I just wish they would do only 10% of that effort for the viewers , then this apartment would be so different. How sad is it that mum is the highlight ( for many ) in an apartment with two young attractive ladies? She is by no means an ugly tart but she is a middle aged women staying with her daughters. Although I have the feeling that some of the viewers are just that horny that perception of what is sexy or not blurs a bit so that even a shepherds dog with lipstick would make them comment like “ wow , would love to see it shower” , “ that is soooooo sexy!!”

Weird situation. Some clarification or statement could have been nice.

Hey Linda … FYI ….there is a box on the floor of the kitchen. I don’t know if your busy schedule interferes but you can pick it up anytime today. Or is it there to stay the coming 1,5 / 2 weeks like the vacation suitcase ? I know it is not an application on the phone so you probably do not understand the concept of cleaning things up but hey … it is just a tip 😉 Have you ever seen her wipe her own ass because sometimes I doubt if that is something she can do by herself. I see her standing in the doorway like a 4 year old yelling to T : I am readyyyyyyyyy !!! And T comes running 🏃

So in other words : Extremely high maintenance to keep her happy in the slightest way ???? 🤔 mmm , let me see

Weird … Doing nothing and still getting paid and then being so unhappy? It must be an amazing paycheck to abandon your family in times like this AND constantly feeling bad about it. Fortunately for them there is a large group that is just focused on nudity , and when they show a casual tit or bush , go to the shower or do anything where nudity is involved all is forgotten.

Only the real “fans” keep coming back casually. They did absolutely NOTHING to keep viewers coming back or it must have been the drama with the videocalls of Zab and scheissmeister , Esmi’s grumpy face the whole live long day , the complete lack of happiness in this this apartment ? From the outside they are two nice ladies , but if the package is golden , but the inside makes you feel sick and gives you diarrhea, will you buy that product again? They are both nice to see but I am kind of sick to see Esmi’s eyebrows resting on her upper lip and god help me , another Zabava drama episode that ends up in a pre school childish discussion. Come on , you are a woman , not a 6 year old child !! This whole apartment is close to depressing. Off course we know the backstory about their home country but if that is really what bothers them that make them act this way , I think there are other , more useful ways to spend your day than living your life for a worldwide audience in a foreign country for a living. Being closer to your relatives that chose to stay for example … But hey … that’s just me. As I said before .. They became very old very fast. A small ray of light coming from a happy minded guest does not change that. And just to be clear , this has nothing to do with nudity or sex but the overall vibe in this apartment. If I want to be fooled like that I go to Leora with her “prime-time shows” ( does she still do that ?? )

Wow , She still amazes me… never have I ever seen a masturbation session be such a NON erotic thing. On the living room couch , legs and EYES wide open. Just like she does when having sex. Looking at the ceiling , tv etc etc. And 5 seconds of some movement during an orgasm but THE MOMENT SHE WAS DONE she grabs her phone to see if she missed something. I’m pretty sure she was fantasizing about her phone during this whole thing.

RLC policy … keep the lousy ones , kick out the good ones.

It is really the opposite in this apartment. Quickfix-T is the clingy one before , during and after sex. The other one is bored , busy with everything BUT her sexpartner and already calculating how much batterylife she spared during her partners 3 minute workout. right now he is as clingy as a baby and she is completely ignoring him , just giving him some degrading taps on the shoulder like : yeah yeah … stop bothering dude. I could be soooooo wrong but the expression she shows is the same of a very uninterested , bored and uncaring person. There is clearly one person very important and that is Linda.

So the next tenant is away for 6 months a year because he / she works ‘off shore’ and we have to watch an empty apartment for half a year. nahhh , there is a difference in ‘real life’ and being away day after day and flipping us the finger. Do you seriously think they are having jobs that they need to go to every day like a ‘real life’ ??

Well , that’s at least 40 seconds more interaction between those two than during a regular day. Smith seems to have the “Linda syndrome” where a body completely shuts off when not touching a phone and she … well , she does not do very much either.

Is that why her boobs look deflated ? Better put a plug in her ass then.

I noticed it last week , those odd socks … Must be a children’s play party. It probably pays well .. I can see T become a father and he would probably be a good one as he is clearly the caring one in this relationship but god if he gets one with that couch potato 😨 They would have to dress it up as a phone and put a plug in his/ her ass to get attention from Linda.

And looks a bit like Greta Thunberg 🫢🫣 could have been sisters if you’d ask me 🥴

Did they get a memo from RLC office to put away the knitting and stop being grandmothers all the time or were the last two days off days ? I see smiling , dancing , less grumpy faces , talking without nasty looks towards eachother … wow , it IS possible !!

And do you have a good before and after shot of her face ? I’m still not 100% sold on her new look as I could really appreciate the ‘old’ nose. Am I the only one that thought it was a shame she went for a smaller , more vanilla kind of nose ?