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Let that sink in.. Thats what Ellie said.

Yes. Thank you. That would be good. No homo.

Another lazy sofa apartment. Well, there goes my hopes for a wild free and single Elli apartment, filled with weekly parties with naked racks and blondes all over the place.

New guy reminds me of the leech. Its gonna be boring if its just gonna be those two drinking beers on the couch from now on.

Maybe she had a violent gas explosion on her hands. The type that sort of lifts you off the seat by its shear force. Not only that, but alot of afterwork is needed to clean things up and you never know the full effect before you sit down and unleash the Tsjernobyl.. Let's put it this way. It's not something you want on camera.

Never say never. Black haired Kayak guest recently got naked in the shower. And Lil Red who visited Neyt.

Any naked guest by any chance?

And then there is me. All I want is to see the Blonde and The Amazing Rack naked.

Yees.. yeees... Dominga and her friend The Fist will stay up drinking with her.. and make her feel welcome, if you catch my meaning.. *rubs hands together*

Let's hope so. 🤝

Fuck. I was hoping she would start a secret relationship with blonde. Explore some options. Try something new. Not another dick.

Party tonight. A cute visitor was there. Skipped quickly through the replay. Did not see anyone getting naked.

No.. They Leave. Ofcourse they leave. This appartment is nothing but dissapointments now.

My God... The Blonde looks exceptionally cute today. And perfect view on the bedroom cam.

alarm! alarm!! The blonde is there! Please don't go out. Please do a party at home.

What is this drama? I thought it was nice to finally see Kaya getting F'ed. Did she fuck someones boyfriend or something since you guys are angry?

No. Its just Elli there. She cleaned and dressed up so maybe someone will visit. Most likely she will soon go out somewhere.

Shes barely ever home anymore.. Before, she would atleast lie on the couch, doing nothing except watching tv or be on her phone. Now we don't even get that.

Yes.. Afraid that is why she was crying 😞

Oui. I'm a writer.

Dear Santa, I hope this correspondence finds you well and in good health for the holidays, and that your beard is forever flowing brightly in the wind. Can you please make Elli love me again? I have been a good simp for weeks now, but she still goes out all the time to have sexual relations with other men. One of them is even homeless. Santa, I don't know what else to do. Please help. It is my only wish for christmas this year. PS: I'm sorry. I know christmas was a few days ago, but I was very busy simping for Elli and had no time to write my yearly letter to you. Say hi to Prancer for me. He is my favourite(Don't tell Rudolph I said that). Also don't tell Elli. She will ask if Prancer is a guy and if she can get his number. Best regards, Ellis Simp Representative Sayn

UK too. I enjoyed watching their strange "Babeshows" tv shows back in the day. Could watch online. Hot girls just laying on a couch, and lonely guys could call them. I never paid that crazy amount to call anyone but it was nice just having a hot girl in the background while doing hobbies and stuff. Anyway, they started requiring age verification to watch the sites after some new law in the UK so I fucked off. I'm not giving some porn site my online signature or picture of passport or whatever they require.

And now its UM for some reason.

Oh fuck.. Shes leaving.

Oh really. Does she still visit B2? Days appartment is a really bad guest apartment because of missing cameras.. Btw the cute blonde on the couch right now, mother of God. She is the cutest thing to ever grace this couch. Hope she stays.