Important qualities in a man.
1. Drinks alot.
2. Can stay up all night.
3. Has an income. Still stays up drinking all night.
4. Allows people in need to sleep on the floor in the living room, because I'm nice like that.
5. Does not Google "Elli RLC fuck", or similar search phrases. Because.
6. Has a fetish for girls who is on their phone constantly.
7. Appreciates my ability to write really fast on my phone and gives compliments.
8. Buys me flowers. Sometimes bears.
9. Does not ask questions if I go out at 5 in the morning to do important stuff.
10. Does not fall asleep at parties.