Freddie57

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, 'What are you in here for?' The second kid says, 'I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.' The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jelly and ice cream. It's a breeze. The second kid then asks, 'What are you here for?' The first kid says, 'A circumcision.' 'Whoa!' the second kid replies. 'Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!

To make it stand, You wet it ! To make it wet, You suck it ! To make it stiff, You lick it ! To get it in, You push it! Darn !!!!!!! Threading a needle when you're older is a BITCH!

The cunt is still on her phone. 🤢

Past 3:30 in the morning and the cunt is still on her phone.

More take out food to fatten their asses into oblivion.

The joys of winter weather.

Not even 7 am and she's on that fucking phone already.

In your mind she had a strong orgasm but some others may see it differently.