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Freddie57

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  1. Elton's favorite tune with those shades on was, "don't let your son go down on me"
  2. The landlord showed up expecting a favor, but when she refused, she was kicked out.
  3. Time it to see how long it lasts before meeting its soggy, slimy fate in a pool of bodily fluids.
  4. Looks to be like a gay evening.
  5. How long before its destroyed. Tenants usually destroy things that do not belong to them.
  6. Maybe she wants to be barefoot and pregnant.
  7. She got the clap.
  8. The queen of melanoma.
  9. That song is so old that every time it plays, another pubic hair grows on a fossilized dinosaur.
  10. Are you one of them?
  11. God had nothing to do with it. It just wasn't his time to go.
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