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LMAO you lucky he didn't took his time , I did that to once driving 90 mph from SF to LA I told him some kind of excuse he kept me 45min LOL

My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, "come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an "asshole." He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Shirley (my wife) called him a "shithead." He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. He finally finished, sneered at us and walked away. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.We always look for cars with Hillary 2016 bumper stickers.We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It’s so important at our age!!

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CALLING IN SICK A guy working in Delta Junction, AK phoned in sick to work ( the first day of moose season) - - - he said he 'hit his thumb with a hammer, and it's all swollen.' The employer was very skeptical about the excuse, so he asked him to take a picture with his smart phone, email it in, and all would be fine if it was really swollen. So the guy followed instructions of the boss and took a pic. Here's the picture. Have a wonderful day, and always make sure you canback up your story!!!

Never Mess with the Elderly!!

GOOD SUMMARY OF HOW THINGS ARE If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!! If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If, in the nation's largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If a man can get arrested for taking photos, without permission, of a woman immodestly dressed in a public mall, but it is perfectly OK for a man to dress up as a woman because that's how he identifies himself, and go into ladies bathrooms or lockers where woman and young adolescent girls (Children) are in the state of undress — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE IN ALL UPCOMING ELECTIONS. MOST OF THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY SAY ONE THING AND DO THE OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED THEM IN DO NOT PAY ATTENTION! LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!! IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ……. !!! A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

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I look for it tell you

I think the picture he post yesterday with the lotion on the table I think is him :-)

I don't think Mikey will agree because he gave reputation children nude in the beach he likes to watch

albacore :-) as long as they not under age

Mikey my friend I have Question are married you have any children?

are you feeling better ?

Pass the Salt! How true! Isn't this priceless for our generation. Who still owns a typewriter? 1:41 minutes but, only people over a certain age will understand it, Every parent, grandparent should see this!! Love it.. https://www.youtube.com/embed/6_-xTxP1hD4?autoplay=1 TRUE! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO GOOD MANNERS WHEN IN COMPANY THESE DAYS?

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You'll be fine," the doctor said after finishing the young woman's surgery.

that's tonight JA

I think Kristy doing good job keep the apartment Ilve

An Eagle's flight from the top of the world's tallest building to his handler below. On Saturday, 14th March, an eagle was fitted with a camera and released from the top of the 2,715 foot Burj Khalifa in Dubai . Here is the film. The eagle has no idea where the tiny speck of land was that his handler is standing on or what it looked like among all of the other islands and buildings and people. Somehow from that altitude, the eagle actually picks out and recognizes the trainer from all of the other objects, people, etc. You can see him looking, looking, looking for the trainer, completely invisible to a human eye and the camera, then fold his/her wings and then drops like a bullet straight to that trainer... very cool.What surprised the experts is not only how efficiently the eagle spots his trainer from that altitude, but how smooth its flight is with no camera shake whatsoever, even when it goes into a power dive.Here is the film. Guaranteed enjoyment.http://www.flixxy.com/world-record-eagle-flight-from-worlds-tallest-building.htm?utm_source=nl

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE ANDTHINKING, SURELY I CAN 'T LOOK THAT OLD.WELL . . . if so you'll love this one..MY NAME IS ALICE AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MYFIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THESAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOOOLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARKHIGH SCHOOL ...'YES. YES, I DID. I 'M A MUSTANG, ' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE? ' I ASKED.HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1967.. WHY DO YOU ASK? 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS! ', I EXCLAIMED.HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED FACED,FAT-ASSED, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED ME,'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???'

Now I tell you what ,I tricked you because I don't think you saw what Elisa used that day and you made yourself big man and stick your big nose in my conversation you told me it's a tampon you hadn't seen what she used I saw and I played your game and I have a proof this your answer proves it

no you stick your nose when I said elisa was using some kind of medication which i was right you made me stupid and called me retarded

snaky I couldn't help myself I wasn't going to level with you but I have to say this you must know everything you must be a genos and you want all the attention and you stick your big nose in every ones business so you feel big person that's all i am saying to you