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  1. 1 minute ago, euromike69 said:

    MIKEY: "HELLO DANAYA,,YES,,,THIS IS MIKEY,I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YA,,YOU KNOW THIS CC MEMBER WHO USED TO BE YOUR BIGGEST FAN"

    DANAYA: "WHO BENFOLD MIKEY"?

    MIKEY: "YES BENFOLD DANAYA,,THAT 2 TIMING MAN SLUT IS HAVING DREAMS ABOUT MY WOMAN AGAIN"

    DANAYA: "WELL 2 CAN PLAY THAT GAME MIKEY,,HOW FAST CAN YOU GET TO THE UKRAINE"?

    MIKEY: "THE PRIVATE JET IS ALREADY GASED UP AND READY TO TAKE ME ANYWHERE TO SEE YOU DANAYA,SO I'LL SEE YOU IN 9 HOURS"

    DANAYA: SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD PLAN MIKEY,,I'M GONNA ROCK YOUR WORLD,,AND THEN YOU CAN GO SHOW BENFOLD THE TAPE WE MADE,,SO HE CAN KNOW WHAT HE'S MISSING OUT ON"

    MIKEY: "I'M TAXING DOWN THE RUNWAY AS WE SPEAK,,CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU DANAYA,,AND AFTER I LEAVE YOU,,I GOTTA GO TO BARCELONA TO TAKE CARE OF MY WIFE RITA AND MY GIRLFRIEND IRMA"

    DANAYA: "OK MIKEY,,PLEASE HURRY UP AND GET HERE,,I'M ALL HOT AND HORNY,,AND MY BOOBS AND NIPPLES ARE STIFF AND READY FOR YOUR SWEET LOVING"

    MIKEY: "DON'T CUM JUST YET BABY,,I'LL BE THERE AS SOON AS I CAN HOLD ON"

    DANAYA: "OK MIKEY,,SEE YOU SOON,,LOVE YA BABE":heart::biggrin:::):heart:crying-laughter-smiley-emoticon.gif

    Mate! That's brutal!

    Danaya was a total babe, but she was never my fav, Irma's always been the No. 1

    When Danaya first joined I didn't like her that much, that was after Irma had left and I cancelled my sub, and Danaya didn't make me renew. But she slowly grew on me and now she's probably my number 2 after Irma <3 

    As a rule though, Danaya is more my type of girl, I'm pretty tall and I love tall girls, plus Danaya had those gymnast moves!

    But I'd never cheat on Irma unless it was with her and Danaya at the same time!

    One day, Irma Danaya and Anna in an apartment together. Maybe Elisa too. That's the dream

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  2. 8 minutes ago, cacjc said:

    BEN BEN BEN BEN there is a big wide world out there my friend i can understand why you dreamt of her tho after RLC put her name up and took so long to let us see her again

    Yeah I know man, RLC is not my life (I'm out all day today for the football so will miss her tonight!) but Irma always had a special place in my heart, after she left last time I quit RLC for a bit. Having said that, if it turned out Irma was 'for hire' (I am NOT saying that she is, just a hypothetical!) then I would be more than happy to fly to wherever she lives and spend all my money on a week with her!

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  3. I had a 2 dreams about Irma last night

    1 - I was visiting my friend in Prague who in my dream had joined a local boxing club. The club was based in a family run gym and was a really tight-knit community. Irma was part of the gym staff and her role wasn't exactly clear except that everyone knew she was really hot and was a draw to bring in new members. You could buy a date with Irma, but she only did one date a month, and if she liked you she might have sex with you. She mentioned that the last guy she slept with was terrible in bed. There was a 3-month waiting list but I put my name down for month 4.

    2 - This dream was shorter and very different, it was the end of the world for some reason, Armageddon, fireballs falling from the sky etc, and I remember I was upset because I was going to die and I didn't have a chance to say goodbye to my cat or Irma!

    Pretty weird stuff, this girl has a strange effect on me!

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  4. 55 minutes ago, cacjc said:

    One more thing someone said Irma was speaking English I didn't hear it so I can't say what she said but anyone who did hear it can they repeat what she said? Probably not so it's not as easy as it looks

    If you're interested, Irma was talking to a guy called Paul who seems to work for some sort of casting agency, they were discussing bringing on board some girl, but the girl wanted more information. Irma really wanted to get off the phone and oil herself up and the guy just wouldn't shut up, Irma was looking at the cameras and smiling as if to say "What can I do to get rid of this guy!" It was pretty funny

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  5. Like 99% of users on here, I appreciate Kiteks's valuable translations, but he has no obligation to post them. I imagine transcribing all that information is time-consuming and he has a life to lead like all of us! 

    Yury also started posting less, but I think that is because he does not have an RLC subscription and was relying on users to post pictures and videos - with RLC banning people left right and centre that doesn't happen any more, and with the constant stream of complaining and arguing this forum is a less pleasant place to just hang out these days

    It's also entirely possible that K&K just haven't said anything interesting in a while

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  6. 18 minutes ago, Yury said:

     

     

    Guys, you really think so ??
    Maybe me begin to photograph the shelves of our supermarkets with price tags and upload photos to the forum? 
    I also do not understand, why they are taking pictures of food, but it's not because we have not something or in Russia is very high prices.

    I also found this conversation funny! Girls take photos of things, lots of things, even stupid things. Lots of girls take photos of their food. Why? It's a mystery! I have one friend who takes photos of every single meal or drink she consumes and sends it to her friend, and her friend sends photos of her food right back! Women are strange creatures

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  7. 2 hours ago, HarleyFatboy said:

    Figure it out, I'm tired of spoon feeding!   The sad thing is that I don't even watch RLC and probably know more that's going on then half of you LOL.

    Nah you're talking bollocks mate. "Vika will be the only one to keep this apartment afloat! Rita damn sure doesn't care and Elisa is getting to be the same way." Absolute crap, where are you getting this nonsense from? Elisa is keeping the apartment alive, you can't even see upstairs so I don't know where you're getting your ideas from. Complete bollocks.

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    3 minutes ago, HarleyFatboy said:

    In the end, Vika will be the only one to keep this apartment afloat!!!   Rita damn sure doesn't care and Elisa is getting to be the same way.   I damn sure glad I didn't waste my money when I was hearing all this talk of masturbation with banana's and things!   My vote is on VIKA......keep the apartment alive girl!!!

    What are you talking about?

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