my mates do that when they come to visit, they side saddle the toilet as they are shitting and let it roll down the inside making a mess the dirty grubs.
They do this to annoy me.
no I was having a go at Goldy Locks,{ he left}, I think he is taking things slow and putting in a little groundwork on her but he's being a little pussy about it
He gave her shoulders a massage, she took off all her clothes which made him think of Dick, so he layed down beside her
and cried for a while then got up went to bathroom sat down to have a piss then Irma booted him out for being a pussy.