Group discussion of the pets in the kitchen:
Dog: "Yack, yack, yack, yack...they're at it again."
Siamese cat: "One of you guys, go corral them off the couch! They're taking over my space"
Small cat: "Did you see that?"
Siamese cat: "Huh? what? I didn't see anything."
Small cat:"That's cuz you're OLD!"
Siamese cat:"Pssssht! Whatever!"
Small cat:"Some theorize that it may be the spirit of a previous tenant."
Siamese cat:"Dude, you're snorting the catnip again?
Dog: (shakes head) "I'm heading to the front lines....wish me luck."
-Cacophony heard in the distance-<yack yack yikkity yack!! YACK ! YACK!!!!!! yack....YACK!!!.....>