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sanjuro66

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  1. Group discussion of the pets in the kitchen:

    Dog: "Yack, yack, yack, yack...they're at it again."

    Siamese cat: "One of you guys, go corral them off the couch! They're taking over my space"

    Small cat: "Did you see that?"

    Siamese cat: "Huh? what? I didn't see anything."

    Small cat:"That's cuz you're OLD!"

    Siamese cat:"Pssssht! Whatever!"

    Small cat:"Some theorize that it may be the spirit of a previous tenant."

    Siamese cat:"Dude, you're snorting the catnip again?

    Dog: (shakes head) "I'm heading to the front lines....wish me luck."

    -Cacophony heard in the distance-<yack yack yikkity yack!! YACK ! YACK!!!!!! yack....YACK!!!.....>

     

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