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Joke of the day 😉 Blarney Billy bags buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, “I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness.” The man says, “Well, thank you. I forgive you.” The parrot then says, “If you don’t mind my asking, what did the chicken do?” 😉

Joke of the day 😉 David was excited about his new .338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That bear was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering briefly, Dave decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Dave. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Dave soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Dave. That bear was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex." Again, Dave thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Dave. Although he survived, it took several months before Dave fully recovered. Now Dave was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Dave, you don't come here for the hunting, do you? 😉

Rowena, the clothesline is blocking Cam 1 from being able to see you on the computer.

Joke of the day 😉 A guy calls a company and orders its 5-day, 10-lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running-shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a...... second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10-lb. as promised. He then calls the company and orders its 5-day/20-pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads: "If you catch me, you can have me!" Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape, and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze. So for the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another 20-lb. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound Program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone, "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies," I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds this huge, muscular, 7-ft man standing there, wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads: "I'm Dave. If I catch you, you're mine..." 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy just one. When asked why, the engineers coyly said "You'll see." They all board the train, the lawyers taking seats, but the three engineers all crowding into the bathroom. After the train has left, the conductor comes around and takes the lawyers tickets and knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Ticket Please." An arm stretches out from the bathroom and the conductor takes the proffered ticket. The lawyers were very impressed. On the return trip, the lawyers proposed to emulate the gearheads and bought only one ticket. To their amazement, the engineers bought no ticket at all. When asked, the engineers said, "You'll see." All board the train and the lawyers and engineers cram into separate bathrooms to await the conductor. After a few minutes, one of the gearheads emerges from the bathroom, goes over to the lawyers' bathroom, knocks on the door and says: "Ticket please." 😉

Good Lord a pair of "DITTO's" Does three "Gotch's" beat a pair of "DITTO's"

The new apartments look pretty boring to me.

Is Leora going to get sexy or fall asleep?

Does the couple speak English, if they do it would be great for them to practice it on RLC so I have an idea what they are talking about.

There's something about Rowena that I like. Very watchable.

Rowena, would it be possible to move back a bit so we can feast on looking at your beautiful boobs?

Rowena, she is growing on me. She's smart, a great cook and gives great blow jobs. Basically, everything a wife should be.

Are you disappointed they're not chasing your balls, Gregg?

I was at this Finals Game at the MCG and it was one of the most exciting of my life. Basically, 100,000 Leora's orgasming at the same time. Watch the first video then the second video.

Watching Rowena give an above-average blowjob was impressive.

Those are good choices, being a Boob Man I don't mind them.

Well done Rowena, nice BJ given to Dragomir in the Kitchen.

Wish Rowena would take off her apron so we can see her lovely tits.

Well at least you're honest.

It's good to see they are a normal couple. There are unwashed dishes in the sink and clothes left on the floor.

She would be in trouble with the Big Aussie Salami.

Loved Powderfinger (an Australian band) back in the day and you hadn't lived if you hadn't seen them live in Australia. When Leora bows out one day this could be her goodbye song.