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Aussie_oi_oi

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  1. Leora, I so miss the old days when you chatted with us either personally or on chat. You are an intelligent woman and must miss it too.
  2. Poor Leora as she falls asleep as an unfilled woman. Her dopey partner picks his nose.
  3. Leora is the type of woman who would love to be railed by a real man.
  4. I feel so sad for Leora having to sleep next to a drumstick like Paul.
  5. Love to know your thoughts, Leora.
  6. Leora would love it and a turn-on for all of us.
  7. Wouldn't Leora look amazing
  8. Beautiful sunny days here but bloody cold. It's down to 3 Cels tonight, playing hell with my ankle. I'm in severe pain and not far from using my crutches. It's the bloody cold weather again attacking me.
  9. Thanks Pete P.S Is it still pouring down there?
  10. 🀣🀣🀣
  11. Damn, for how long? Walking the dog?
  12. I've been waiting patiently for Leora to get herself one of these and walk around the apartment without Paul knowing.
  13. I've been calling for Leora to be a little more naughty on the couch.
  14. Good morning all, I've always been happy to educate Leora on the sport we play in Australia called AFL/ footy. Now my team Carlton / Blues beat Port Adelaide in South Australia for the first time in 11 years. There's a young man called Charlie Curnow / number 30 who my wife would leave me in a nanosecond for one night of bliss. While Leora is sleeping please watch the highlights and enjoy the skills required to play our game.
  15. Joke of the day. πŸ˜‰ Lone Ranger's Last Request The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ... "In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days." "Before I kill you, I grant you three requests" "What is your FIRST request???' The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse", "But I will still kill you in two days." "What is your SECOND request???" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Rangers tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents," "But I will still kill you tomorrow." "What is your LAST request ???" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, ...... alone." The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "READ MY LIPS!!!!" FOR... THE... LAST... TIME... "BRING POSSE" !!! πŸ˜‰
  16. Love it, perfect statement.
  17. Too right and me too.
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