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Aussie_oi_oi

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  1. Oh! Uh yeah yeah yeah She sits alone waiting for suggestions He's so nervous avoiding all the questions His lips are dry, her heart is gently pounding Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking His heart's beating like a drum (like a drum) Is he gonna get this girl home? Well, soon, baby, we'll be all alone Don't you just know exactly what they're thinking? If you want my body and you think I'm sexy Come on, sugar, tell me so If you really need me, just reach out and touch me Come on, honey, tell me so He's acting shy, looking for an answer Come on, honey, let's spend the night together Now hold on a minute before we go much further Give me a dime so I can phone my mother They catch a cab to his high-rise apartment At last he can tell exactly what his
  2. Leora both of you have lovely legs. Here's a song for you both. LEORA & MALIA TURN UP THE VOLUME LOUD AS POSSIBLE AND ENJOY.
  3. Ok Leora I don't want you to get jealous and mad at me for liking Malia too. Here a song for you.
  4. Thanks for being my wing man.
  5. I think Malia best asset is her legs. 🦵🦵
  6. 4:45 am thanks for the selfie Malia, just between us. I'm sure Leora won't be jealous she has lots of fans and won't know anyway.
  7. Oh Malia, you look so beautiful. Please make a lot of old perv's very happy men!!!
  8. Joke of the day 😉 Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." She's there for five minutes when a guy pulls up and says, "How much?" "A hundred dollars." "Damn. All I've got is thirty." "Hold on," she says and runs back to Harry. "What can he get for thirty dollars?" "A handjob," Harry replies. She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollars is a handjob. He says okay, she gets in the car, he unzips his pants, and out pops a HUGE male unit. She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, "Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?".......................
  9. I feel the same about the blankets. Joke of the day 😉 Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.
  10. Leora is like a fine wine, you know you are going to love it and you do. Malia is like a cream cake when you are on a diet. Damn it you want it but you can never have it as much as you want it you can't have it.
  11. Just replay it and use the Shazam app on your phone to get the song.
  12. Just replay it and use the Shazam app on your phone to get the song.
  13. Just replay it and use the Shazam app on your phone to get the song.
  14. Oh no, it's gone tits up. Both women have blankets over them. Damn
  15. Any woman that drinks a beer from the stubby is a keeper for us Aussies.
  16. Malia looks like a real sweetie, a real good woman. Love the black Lacey outfit she has on.
  17. I would love the lovely Malia to open her legs a little bit.
  18. Crocodile Dundee - Wikipedia EN.WIKIPEDIA.ORG
  19. Sleep well all powerful one!
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