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I'm not entirely sure what is meant by the term "dead apartment." It could potentially refer to an apartment that has been abandoned or left unoccupied for a long time, making it feel empty and lifeless. It could also refer to an apartment that is located in a quiet or less desirable area, making it less appealing to potential renters or buyers. Without more context, it's difficult to say for sure what is meant by the term.

Leora could peg Paul, I'm a betting man and I'm betting Paul and Leora would love it.

Should we care what others think of us? It depends on the context. In general, it's natural to care about what others think of us to some extent, as social creatures. However, it's important to strike a balance between valuing others' opinions and staying true to ourselves. It's impossible to please everyone, so trying to do so can be exhausting and ultimately unfulfilling. Ultimately, the most important thing is to feel confident in ourselves and our choices, while also being open to constructive feedback and willing to learn and grow. Hopefully, this gives all something to think about.

A hypocrite is a person who pretends to have certain beliefs, attitudes, or feelings when in reality they do not have them. They may also act in a way that contradicts their stated beliefs or values. This behaviour is often seen as insincere or dishonest, as the hypocrite is not being true to themselves or to others.

Well, everyone has their unique strengths and abilities, and intelligence is just one of them. It's great that you are confident in your abilities, but it's also important to remember that intelligence can manifest in different ways and there are many other factors that contribute to success and happiness in life. So, while having a high IQ can be advantageous, it's not the only thing that matters.

Now that's something worth paying top money for!

Way too quick, she needed more

It's kinda sad that Leora not getting the true fucking her body deserves.

Leora loves getting fucked doggie.

Fuck it, that's another front-row ticket for that show too!

I would pay front row tickets to that show.

Joke of the day 😉 As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner. "Yep, that's him," came the reply. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Bill was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening."I'm so horny that I can't stand it." she said."I want to go out, get drunk and get laid. Are you free tonight?". "Yes!!!!" he replied enthusiastically. "Wonderful." she said. "Would you watch my kids?" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 My car broke down last night so I stood on the side of the road hitch-hiking. It was a very dark night and it looked like it was getting ready to storm. No cars were passing by, so I started walking. After walking about a mile the storm hit and it got so strong that I could hardly see a few feet ahead of me. Suddenly I saw a car come up beside me and stopped.... Without thinking about it, I got in the car and closed the door and realized that nobody was behind the wheel! The car started forward slowly and then I looked at the road and saw a curve in the road coming up. I'm not going to lie, I was scared! I started praying and begged for my life! I hadn't come out of the shock yet, when just before the car came into the curve, a hand appeared through the driver's side window and moved the steering wheel. I was paralyzed in terror! And I watched how this hand appeared every time just before a curve! I guess I finally gathered some wits about me, and some strength, so I jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest town. Wet and in shock, I ran into a bar and asked for two shots of tequila, and started telling everybody about the horrible experience that I went through. The place got pretty silent when everybody in the bar finally realized that I was pretty visibly shaken and was not drunk. About a half an hour later, two guys walked into the same bar, and one guy said to the other. "Look, Bubba! That's the jerk who climbed into our car while we were pushing it!" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 INDIAN WINTER It's late fall and the Indians on the Northern Cheyanne Indian Reservation in Montana asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old ways. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the tribe should collect firewood to be prepared. But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He got on the phone and called the National Weather Service and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?' 'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?' 'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.' The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find. Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?' 'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.' 'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked. The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood.' 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any p"""c hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself." So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?" "No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?" "Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department. The girl finished her bath and went to bed. Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you see it?" "Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours." "Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough before." "I know," he said.... "but the bloody darts team hadn't! 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Two Army boys, Leroy & Johnny, from the hills of Kentucky were promoted right from privates to Sergeants because of their great marksmanship with rifles. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey, Johnny, There's the NCO Club. Let's you and Me stop in." "But we's privates," protests Johnny "We's sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside. "Now, Johnny, I'm a gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Johnny. "Are you blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. We's sergeants now, so hush your mouth!" So they have their drinks and pretty soon a young pretty lady comes up to Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." "Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Johnny, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign." So Johnny goes to look it up, comes back and gives Leroy the big okay sign. Three weeks later Leroy is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Johnny" he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?" "Well Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"🤣

Joke of the day 🙂 A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9.00. "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. "Okay," says the bartender, "If you say you paid, you did." The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid. The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later pulls the same stunt. The barkeep replies, "If you say you paid, I'll take your word for it." Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend, and tells him how to get free drinks. The man hurries into the bar and begins to drink high-balls when, suddenly, the bartender leans over sand says, "You know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking beer, neither paid and both claimed that they did. The next guy who tries that is going to get punched in the face." "Don't bother me with your troubles," the final patron responds. "Just give me my change and I'll be on my way. 🙂

Joke of the day 😉 A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan: Realising he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir." The clerk told him apologetically. "But down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes." Sceptical, but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted $15.00 and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life. Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read. 'Manicures, $20.00.' 'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured. The next machine had a sign that read. 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.' The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit... which now had a button sewn neatly on the end...🤣

Joke of the day 😉 A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer after seeing what happened went over to investigate. He then proceeded... to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they all dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie." 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her. After following along for a while, turns to her and asks, "Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?" "NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking. The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back." "NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street. The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride." Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out... "Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley ...YOU RIDE IT!!" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a Pit Bull dog on a leash.. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The watching woman couldn't stand the curiosity any longer. She respectfully approached the woman with the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband," "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well who is in the second hearse?" "His mistress. She tried to help my husband, then the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?" She replied, "Get in line." 😉

Joke of the day 😉 THE IRISH PROSTITUTE An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her heavily. Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?' The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff... Dad.... I became a prostitute.' 'Ye what!!? Get outta here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.' 'OK, Dad... As ye wish. I just came back to give Mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye, Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)..... And an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera .' 'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff..... A prostitute, Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!!!' 😉

Joke of the day 😉 Two bowling teams, one made up of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus, and the blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is whooping it up and having a great time when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching the seats in front of them. The brunette says, "What is going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs , One of the blondes says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!" 😉

Joke of the day 😉 On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of chocolates. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne? No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!" 😉