Damn bro, I am down with that whole thing you said. You nailed it.
Listen, I still like to watch her. Malia is ok but she isn't Le. Most of us have a history watching her and we remember when every move she made was breathtaking. But you're right, not only is the show looking like I Love Lucy in reruns, she isn't getting any younger.
The sad thing is, she is actually in her prime. But yo, you gotta do some workouts to stay hot. We ALL are in the same boat.
As far as the pseudo lesbian thing, yeah. Unless someone starts eating pussy or or doing the double-sided dildo thing, it ain't shit.
Sorry Le. I love you but it's getting tired.