Robwin

When my wife told me that the prime minister of Canada had been re=elected,. i thought she was lying.

But it's Trudeau.

She must have heard the news when it was Justin

25 minutes ago, squish said:

Noooooooooooooooooo!

Yep fraid so.

The Fucking Disclaimer

If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you.

Uses of the word Fuck

FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off".

It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you will never read something like:

"Fuck off", he hinted.

Grammatical Usage

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.

It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John). Or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful). It may also be inserted into other words (abso-fucking-lutely).

Further Structures

As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.

Greetings            "How the fuck are you?"

Fraud    "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."

Dismay "Oh, fuck it."

Trouble                "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."

Aggression         "Fuck you!!!"

Disgust "Fuck me!!!"

Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief             "What the fuck....?"

Difficulty             "I don't understand this fucking thing."

Despair                "Fucked again."

Good Job             "Congratufuckinglations."

Desperation       "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."

Incompetence  "He fucks up everything."

Disappointment               "This fucking fucker is fucked."

Intelligence       "He's a fucking genius."

Dismissal             "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"

Displeasure        "What the fuck is going on?"

Lost        "Where the fuck are we?"

Disbelief             "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"

Retaliation         "Up your fucking ass!!!"

Laziness               "He's just a fuck-off."

Pain       "Fuck ! that hurt."

Pleasure              "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"

Love      "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"

Starting a relationship   "Let's fuck now!"

Surprise               "Fucking hell what was that?"

Admiration         "Nice fucking tits!"

Stupid person   "Dumbfuck!"

Hate      "You Fuck!"

Condemnation "Fuck that shit!"

Disappointment               "That's not fucking fair."

A poker hand     "A Royal Fuck."

Ignorant person               "Fuckstick."

Denial   "I didn't fucking do it."

Perplexity           "I know fuck all about it."

Apathy "Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck".

Confusion           "What the fuck just happened?"

Resignation        "Oh fuck it."

Suspicion            "Who the fuck are you?"

Panic     "Let's get the fuck out of here!"

Directions           "Fuck off."

Sex         "Let's fuck."

Maternal             "Motherfucker."

Incestuous          "Motherfucker."

Ambiguity           "I'm not so fucking sure."

Agreement         "Absofuckinglutely."

Questioning Authority  "Who the fuck do you think you are?"

Hypocrisy            "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker."

Praising the Lord              "Jesus Fucking Christ."

I have a headache           "Go fuck yourself."

Refusal "Oh you can fuck right off."

Pissed off            "I’m fucked off”

Be quiet               "Shut the fuck up."

You're right        "Fucking oath." (Australianism)

Ostentation       "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."

Sensuousness   "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."

Confidence        "Fuckin' A."

Rage      "Motherfucking fuckers!"

Impressed          "That was fucking amazing."

Oral sex after 30 years of marriage          "Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall)

Bewilderment or Ignorance        "Fucked if I know."

Enraged               "I'm gonna fuck you up!"

Annoyance         "Fuck off, fucker."

Annoyance         "For fuck's sake."

Pissed off            "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."

Tardiness            "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"

Broken down motorcycle             "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.

Professional appraisal of mechanical failure      "It's fucked."

Calling someone              "Oy, fuck face!"

Minors  "Fucklings."

Morons                "Fucktards."

Completely naked          Butthefucknaked

Low intelligence              Fuckwit

A name for the penis     Fuckstick (as in "I'm going to jam my fuckstick right up you")

Very good           Fan-fucking-tastic

Thanks  "Fuck you very much."

Exhaustion         I'm fucked!

Useful Acronymns

These may come in handy when space is at a premium.

AYFKM  Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

BBMFIC                Big Bad Mother Fucker In Charge

DILLIGAF              Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck

FA           Fuck All

FFS         For Fuck's Sake

FIGJAM Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me

FIIK        Fucked If I Know

FOAD    Fuck Off And Die

FUBAR  Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition

FYYFF    Fuck You You Fucking Fucker

GAGF     Go And Get Fucked

GFY        Go Fuck Yourself

GTFO     Get The Fuck Out

HMFIC   Head Mother Fucker In Charge

HTFU     Harden The Fuck Up

IDGAF   I Don't Give A Fuck

IYGAF    If You Give A Fuck

JFGI        Just Fucking Google It

LMFAO Laughed My Fucking Ass Off

MILF      Mum (Mom) I'd Like To Fuck

NFI         No Fucking Idea

NMFP    Not My Fucking Problem

RTFM     Read The Fucking Manual

SNAFU  Situation Normal All Fucked Up

STFU      Shut The Fuck Up

TOTGAF                Too Old To Give A Fuck

WAFA      What a Fucking asshole

WOFTAM             Waste of Fucking Time and Money

WTF       What The Fuck

WTFIGO               What The Fuck Is Going On?

Sweet FA also deserves a special mention (Sweet Fuck All), meaning "nothing". Another abbreviation is F'ed in the A for (Fucked in the Ass), presumably meaning "taken advantage of" rather than literally shagged in the poophole.

 

18 hours ago, squish said:

Time we saw Angelo at work again.

Think i have read he has left the project.

16 hours ago, Noldus said:

Sergio and Tereza on visit 

Yawn yawn yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I think she is lovely 👍

That would fucking kill me though not through lack of trying 

Famous historical quotes

Never forget the words of these famous people..........................

General Custer Where did all them fucking Indians come from?

Mayor of Hiroshima        "What the fuck was that?"

Captain of the Titanic    "Where's all the fucking water coming from?"

Michelangelo    "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"

Einstein               "Any fucker could understand that."

Sean Penn          "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"

John Lennon      "Is that a real fucking gun?"

Donald Campbell             "The fucking throttle is stuck."

Anne Boleyn      "Heads are going to fucking roll."

Richard Nixon   "Who's going to fucking know?"

Niki Lauda           "I thought I could fucking smell petrol."

Mark Thatcher   "What fucking map?"

Picasso "It does fucking look like her."

Christopher Columbus  "Where the fuck are we?"

Michael Jackson           "It's a fucking skin condition"

and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"

Pythagoras         "How the fuck did you work that one out?"

Walt Disney       "Fuck a duck."

Joan of Arc          "I don't suppose it will fucking rain."

George Bush      "Fcuk! I can't spell."

Miss Marples     "I haven't got a fucking clue."

Noah     "Scattered showers, my fucking arse."

Donald Trump   "You're fucking fired!"

Judge Judy          "Shut the fuck up!"

Paris Hilton        "Fuck me."

Ronald Regan to the Pope           "Yes it does fucking hurt."

Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066  "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"

John F Kennedy                "Who needs that fucking bubble top?"

John F Kennedy                "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."

John F Kennedy Jr.          "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"

Bill Clinton         "I should have fucked her."

Bill Clinton         "I didn't fucking inhale!"

Hurricane Katrina            "Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."

Leonardo da Vinci           "Call that a fucking smile?"

Sir Walter Raleigh           "That's another good cloak fucked!"

William Tell       "Keep Fucking Still."

14 hours ago, Rovas said:

I actually moved to CC because i'm not a fan of the VH forum. A lot of people talking shit and little appreciation for members who posts caps. Maybe one of the reasons why budda won't post there. And personally (nothing against gay people by the way) i'm not so interested in people posting caps of dicks and telling how great they look. But that's just my opinion. So if there are people who like to see more caps of scenes for the straight people i can post some here. 

Yeah the VH forum seems to have descended into a load of crap recently everybody trying to out do everybody else with their smartass remarks.

Lol another one bites the dust, lifespans aren't very long these days.

Tenants seem to be arriving and leaving quicker and quicker lately?

5 minutes ago, squish said:

Just seen a male under 60. he does not look enthralled at the choice before him.

Maybe he's gay 

7 hours ago, mib82 said:

I'm waiting for the great moment: "Katia left the project". 

Still there last i looked anyway 

9 minutes ago, squish said:

Might have had another Op?

Yeah maybe but thought he would have said like he did last time, miss seeing him on here i must admit.

6 minutes ago, disneykid said:

I see the most important camera is having rest ,next to Kira in the bedroom🤷‍♀️

Getting modest in her old age 

9 minutes ago, Kingbanks said:

did sabrina move in at capo or is she just visiting?

Maybe you should ask a moment operator as they know everything 

Oh sorry, wrong forum 

5 hours ago, mib82 said:

I'm waiting for the great moment: "Katia left the project". 

Surprise surprise 

1 hour ago, squish said:

Possibly but Scott apart she is extremely fussy who she has sex with.

Well she ain't fussy about Scott then so can't be that fussy 

Not seen Budda around for a long time i hope he is ok and just got fed up with VH & the forum.

6 minutes ago, groomy said:

They are not couple (fake couple for content and money). Probably met few days ago. They share things that are usually talk in first week. This is to the disadvantages.

But they are hardcore fans (at least girl). Party is planned for Friday.

Much like most others then eh 👍

On 9/11/2021 at 7:42 PM, sr71gn said:

Is this the same little girl Henry was fucking her brains out yesterday? The one that looked about 12 years old--

 

Yep same girl, must admit seeing her up against Mira makes you wonder what Henry see's in her but then Henry will fuck anything with a bloody hole in it whatever age it is  but she does look very waif like and young.

6 hours ago, moos54 said:

Because you aren't premium

Oh you mean he's a tightass eh 

3 minutes ago, Kingbanks said:

so why wouldn't scott want to keep her🤔 darcie is a wild card and if she is trying to play scott like she did stifler and mira&henry she will be in for a surprise 😂

Darcie is just a neurotic nut case personally.

1 minute ago, disneykid said:

All I’m going to says  it was very loving and beautiful xx thank you girls

Not speechless surely 

56 minutes ago, disneykid said:

Back to square one  Now your upstairs make sure all the doors and windows are all locked 🙀

Hey pal they couldn't resist your pleas any longer