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  1. When my wife told me that the prime minister of Canada had been re=elected,. i thought she was lying. But it's Trudeau. She must have heard the news when it was Justin
  2. The Fucking Disclaimer If you are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you. Uses of the word Fuck FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off". It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you will never read something like: "Fuck off", he hinted. Grammatical Usage In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John). Or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful). It may also be inserted into other words (abso-fucking-lutely). Further Structures As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations. Greetings "How the fuck are you?" Fraud "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through." Dismay "Oh, fuck it." Trouble "Well, I guess I'm fucked again." Aggression "Fuck you!!!" Disgust "Fuck me!!!" Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief "What the fuck....?" Difficulty "I don't understand this fucking thing." Despair "Fucked again." Good Job "Congratufuckinglations." Desperation "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck." Incompetence "He fucks up everything." Disappointment "This fucking fucker is fucked." Intelligence "He's a fucking genius." Dismissal "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?" Displeasure "What the fuck is going on?" Lost "Where the fuck are we?" Disbelief "Unbefuckinglievable!!!" Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!!!" Laziness "He's just a fuck-off." Pain "Fuck ! that hurt." Pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck" Love "Do ya Fuck on first dates?" Starting a relationship "Let's fuck now!" Surprise "Fucking hell what was that?" Admiration "Nice fucking tits!" Stupid person "Dumbfuck!" Hate "You Fuck!" Condemnation "Fuck that shit!" Disappointment "That's not fucking fair." A poker hand "A Royal Fuck." Ignorant person "Fuckstick." Denial "I didn't fucking do it." Perplexity "I know fuck all about it." Apathy "Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck". Confusion "What the fuck just happened?" Resignation "Oh fuck it." Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?" Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here!" Directions "Fuck off." Sex "Let's fuck." Maternal "Motherfucker." Incestuous "Motherfucker." Ambiguity "I'm not so fucking sure." Agreement "Absofuckinglutely." Questioning Authority "Who the fuck do you think you are?" Hypocrisy "Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker." Praising the Lord "Jesus Fucking Christ." I have a headache "Go fuck yourself." Refusal "Oh you can fuck right off." Pissed off "I’m fucked off” Be quiet "Shut the fuck up." You're right "Fucking oath." (Australianism) Ostentation "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes." Sensuousness "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots." Confidence "Fuckin' A." Rage "Motherfucking fuckers!" Impressed "That was fucking amazing." Oral sex after 30 years of marriage "Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall) Bewilderment or Ignorance "Fucked if I know." Enraged "I'm gonna fuck you up!" Annoyance "Fuck off, fucker." Annoyance "For fuck's sake." Pissed off "Fuck you, you fucking fuck." Tardiness "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?" Broken down motorcycle "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me. Professional appraisal of mechanical failure "It's fucked." Calling someone "Oy, fuck face!" Minors "Fucklings." Morons "Fucktards." Completely naked Butthefucknaked Low intelligence Fuckwit A name for the penis Fuckstick (as in "I'm going to jam my fuckstick right up you") Very good Fan-fucking-tastic Thanks "Fuck you very much." Exhaustion I'm fucked! Useful Acronymns These may come in handy when space is at a premium. AYFKM Are You Fucking Kidding Me? BBMFIC Big Bad Mother Fucker In Charge DILLIGAF Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck FA Fuck All FFS For Fuck's Sake FIGJAM Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me FIIK Fucked If I Know FOAD Fuck Off And Die FUBAR Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition FYYFF Fuck You You Fucking Fucker GAGF Go And Get Fucked GFY Go Fuck Yourself GTFO Get The Fuck Out HMFIC Head Mother Fucker In Charge HTFU Harden The Fuck Up IDGAF I Don't Give A Fuck IYGAF If You Give A Fuck JFGI Just Fucking Google It LMFAO Laughed My Fucking Ass Off MILF Mum (Mom) I'd Like To Fuck NFI No Fucking Idea NMFP Not My Fucking Problem RTFM Read The Fucking Manual SNAFU Situation Normal All Fucked Up STFU Shut The Fuck Up TOTGAF Too Old To Give A Fuck WAFA What a Fucking asshole WOFTAM Waste of Fucking Time and Money WTF What The Fuck WTFIGO What The Fuck Is Going On? Sweet FA also deserves a special mention (Sweet Fuck All), meaning "nothing". Another abbreviation is F'ed in the A for (Fucked in the Ass), presumably meaning "taken advantage of" rather than literally shagged in the poophole.
  3. Yawn yawn yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  4. That would fucking kill me though not through lack of trying
  5. Famous historical quotes Never forget the words of these famous people.......................... General Custer Where did all them fucking Indians come from? Mayor of Hiroshima "What the fuck was that?" Captain of the Titanic "Where's all the fucking water coming from?" Michelangelo "You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?" Einstein "Any fucker could understand that." Sean Penn "Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck" John Lennon "Is that a real fucking gun?" Donald Campbell "The fucking throttle is stuck." Anne Boleyn "Heads are going to fucking roll." Richard Nixon "Who's going to fucking know?" Niki Lauda "I thought I could fucking smell petrol." Mark Thatcher "What fucking map?" Picasso "It does fucking look like her." Christopher Columbus "Where the fuck are we?" Michael Jackson "It's a fucking skin condition" and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!" Pythagoras "How the fuck did you work that one out?" Walt Disney "Fuck a duck." Joan of Arc "I don't suppose it will fucking rain." George Bush "Fcuk! I can't spell." Miss Marples "I haven't got a fucking clue." Noah "Scattered showers, my fucking arse." Donald Trump "You're fucking fired!" Judge Judy "Shut the fuck up!" Paris Hilton "Fuck me." Ronald Regan to the Pope "Yes it does fucking hurt." Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066 "Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out" John F Kennedy "Who needs that fucking bubble top?" John F Kennedy "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head." John F Kennedy Jr. "What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?" Bill Clinton "I should have fucked her." Bill Clinton "I didn't fucking inhale!" Hurricane Katrina "Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers." Leonardo da Vinci "Call that a fucking smile?" Sir Walter Raleigh "That's another good cloak fucked!" William Tell "Keep Fucking Still."
  6. Yeah the VH forum seems to have descended into a load of crap recently everybody trying to out do everybody else with their smartass remarks.
  7. Lol another one bites the dust, lifespans aren't very long these days.
  8. Tenants seem to be arriving and leaving quicker and quicker lately?
  9. Yeah maybe but thought he would have said like he did last time, miss seeing him on here i must admit.
  10. Maybe you should ask a moment operator as they know everything Oh sorry, wrong forum
  11. Well she ain't fussy about Scott then so can't be that fussy
  12. Not seen Budda around for a long time i hope he is ok and just got fed up with VH & the forum.
  13. Much like most others then eh 👍
  14. Yep same girl, must admit seeing her up against Mira makes you wonder what Henry see's in her but then Henry will fuck anything with a bloody hole in it whatever age it is but she does look very waif like and young.
  15. Hey pal they couldn't resist your pleas any longer
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