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upyourass

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  1. OMG.... PULO ALERT !!
  2. Good observation, and the best of all......T-FLASH can do all of that in 25 seconds!
  3. Off course it does...but if she get's bed sores, that's on you then 🤣
  4. What do you do on a Saturday afternoon....Beautiful in bed, thank you thank you ! 😁
  5. 8:30 and Linda is already up ???????? WTF ?????? 😵 Can her body and mind cope with this abnormally early time ? will she still be around tonight to please us once more? has she an appointment for signing the divorce papers? is her compulsive laziness sickness cured?.......I have so many questions.
  6. 10:45 No Zennnnnn this morning, some arguments, damn...... to early for popcorn 😉
  7. What the Hell is T-FatMonk doing ?? is he becoming a Buddhist? 🤣
  8. Angels are blonds and not fat(isch). 😉
  9. I did see some nippers today, and they are always hard 😋
  10. Half an hour later, lights out, bye bye.......FY-ALL, what a life 🤣 #8:30
  11. Dinnertime! Keywords are: 2 cellphones, 1 jar of mayo, no speaking......hell of a relationship 🤣
  12. How nice that new play every night on the couch. T-Salesman talks and does that like he wants to sell Linda a car. She listens and smiles sheepishly, scratches her head some more and looks like she really cares what Uncle fester is telling her. At times it seems like they really like each other again. A funny thing that role-playing. 😆
  13. They want to, but Grandmaster Heavy-T doesn't earn enough with his Rap and Breakdance shit and so with their 30+ years young they still depend on Lindas tits. Rest assured, they'll be around for another 20 years. 🤣
  14. In my country the women are pulling there own weight, so maybe Miss Lazy B should focus more on getting a normal job herself ?
  15. Hilarius...which one?😆
  16. A few days ago, T-Flop was filming with the kids at a breakdance show. You could see the tears in his eyes because these guys were really good and off course really slim and fit. Where T-Blob while spinning on his head gets knocked out by his belly after 1 turn, these guys easily spun 10 rounds. Here T-Blubber realized that he actually is not made for this, so he now starts losing weight uselessly and exhausting his body again, turning into Uncle fester. When is this guy realizing to stick with his filming and video editing Business, giving his wife some extra (seconds) of love, and forget the rest.
  17. She is to lazy to bate 🤣 She is so lazy, the only 2 letters of the alphabet she knows is NO !
  18. Instead of some of 'us', I don't think with my dick 😉
  19. The thickness is what WE want, not what Linda wants !
  20. No filter....It is the way they take pictures. just watch how they curve there body's and how they bend their upper body toward the cell phone. The lower body is then further away from the lens and is optically reduced.
  21. And we all know you easily pleased (and paying for it) 🤣
  22. correction....she is at work 🤣
  23. Only here to make your life miserable....🤣
  24. Its because YOU asked right 🤣
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