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upyourass

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  1. Suppose T-Turd is suddenly discovered with one of his childish hobbies and becomes a public figure in the Czech Republic, you then have a woman standing all over the internet in all her glory. That will be a short career and I wonder how much damage she is already doing to him. Suppose I want my wedding ( or business meeting) photographed/Filmed by T-Turd and suddenly come across Linda on the internet doing jumping jacks naked...nice advertising. Or, look mommy, that woman was with the man who thought us to breakdance today she really can bounce huh mommy? 😝
  2. To much credit for both (except the knee thing) 😝
  3. Still no flight icon at RLC ✈️ and guessing both are finally smart enough not to share their entire existence on social media. Is there such a thing as a rehab clinic for social media addiction...they packed light........hmmmmmmmm
  4. I am sure he beats T-Turd at least with 20 seconds. Salam-I-like-cum 😈
  5. I like T-Turd...gonna stick with that, wherever it came from πŸ˜‚
  6. Ya right, you still have to get a boner right ?
  7. Hmmm...strange, nothing on there social. 3 hours ago T-Turd was still jumping around with little kids....Vacation icon isn't still up either....well see !
  8. True, but this was the real shit Ya know...😝
  9. Yeah they should be banned talking about that shit πŸ˜…
  10. OMG, please don't like leora, I was done with her when I first saw her in Russia and after her tenth bate in 2 days. Never followed after that again and apart from that I don't find Leora that attractive at all. that Linda is allowed to masturbate more is obvious, but the occasional sneaky bate she used to do is more than enough for me at least. Spreading her legs on the sofa and giving us a little peek, letting her nipples just peek over a t-shirt, that's Linda and much, much more erotic than leora's feigned and lavish bate sessions.
  11. You mean like your T-bone, T-virus, etc etc ? 😝
  12. Wrong, Linda is the one who subtly creates a distance. He prefers to have sex every day, but she knows how to kill it because she just doesn't feel like it. We like to see a horny woman and that is what she gives us, not because she wants to.
  13. pretty close ! πŸ˜…
  14. Quote from my wife: "why buy expensive lingerie if you only have it on for 5 minutes" ........................damn that is so true ! 😈
  15. What did she do ??? water the plants?
  16. I saw Linda with the Mutt on her lap, shot by T-blubber and a pregnant couple photoshoot, shot by Linda. what did i miss ?
  17. I know, but "it" will show up from time to time and then Alberto has to look at it πŸ˜…
  18. Both still in bed ?
  19. Hopefully without being disrespectful, but OMG !
  20. And then what? she wil not doing anything about it. 😝
  21. They are not allowed to keep pets (permanent) in those apartments.
  22. If T ever gets bold he will start to look like Uncle Fester with those dark circles beneath his eyes, the man is still not well after 14 days.
  23. Had to google "orifice", but you are right....I laughed so hard I did shit my pants. πŸ˜‚
  24. C'mon man, that "pole dancing" looked like Tinky Winky trying to breakdance πŸ˜‰
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