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StnCld316

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    There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. He went to the doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back. The elderly man came back the next day; the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. The doctor asked, "What was the problem?" The elderly man said, "Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. I tried with my left hand... nothing. So my wife tried with her right hand... nothing. Her left hand... nothing. Her mouth... nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth... still nothing. The doctor replied, "Wait a minute, did you say your wife's friend too?!" The elderly man answered, "Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup."
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    Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their grandkids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his grandson's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The grandson said, "I don't think you should take one. They're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," he replied. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under your pillow." Later the next morning, the grandson wakes found $110 under his pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"
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    Good thing it was him and not the Postman.
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    Especially if the burner was on.
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    June 11th Update
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    Trump's actions were "treason squared," Kirschner says after Jan. 6 hearing WWW.NEWSWEEK.COM The former federal prosecutor said Friday that Trump "refused the deployment of any forces to go to the Capitol to fend off the attack."
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    No one is on a leash and are free to come and go as they please.
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    At least they are doing one thing more often together in Prague they never done in Krasnoyarsk. Going out for walks and taking the dog with them. In Krasnoyarsk all they did was one sat a computer picking his nose and the other couldn't keep her hands off her genitals.
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    With the whole thing combined. Between the BJ and eating and fuck. But from the time he put his dick in was just over 4 minutes to what I could make of it. Thumbnails don't move in real time.
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    4 minutes and a few seconds of entry. Don't know if he busted or not.
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    He better hope she doesn't fart.
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    Getting close now. Then the joy of
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    You won't get too many days from Paul at that level. His Libido is just not that strong.
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    Everyone is out to cripple Russia with Sanctions. I don't think Russia gives a shit about going into default. All default means is the Bond Holders don't get paid.
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    Got to keep the STD's alive somehow. Health departments would be put of business if they never treated anyone with their cotton alcohol swab up the pee hole.
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    The Gigolo from parts unknown
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    Where ever her hormones take her.
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    A self inflicted hickey
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    From my point I cannot tell whether a person is telling facts or speculating. I do not follow the conversations in the topics nor follow the tenants and their doings of the apartments. Everyone's comments to me are face value and it's up to person who reads them whether it's fact or speculation. Most members know that forums thrive on speculation but should not take whatever gets posted seriously. As far as commenting goes there's always going to be good and bad posts. If a comment is deemed as too offensive they are taken care of as soon as they are seen either by editing the post or deleting it altogether. Keep in mind that it is impossible to read each and every post that gets made. There's just not enough time in a day to read everything.
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    Topic for Lust House
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    For some it likely feels like a National Holiday everyday.
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    June 9th Update
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    He's approaching check mate.
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