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StnCld316

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    “Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the British study were incorrect. After three years of research at a cost of in excess of 2 million Euros, the French researchers concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the French study were released, Australia decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didn't really trust British or French studies. So, after nearly three hours of intensive research and a cost of right around 75 dollars (three cases of beer), the Aussie study was complete. They concluded that the reason the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting yourself in the forehead.”
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    Bed & Breakfast and not necessarily in that order.
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    Ryzhulka has departed the VHTV project.
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    How can she do that, she's not in Portugal. Keep painting those walls.
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    The man is not as dumb as he looks.
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    Are you sure he can afford it.
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    He's looking to get laid.
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    They're likely broadcasting on Chaturbate or some website of similarity if they're getting tokens.
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    Their most favorite past time. Eating.
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    They're up to 3 Apartments now. Should I start a Board or wait till they show a 4th Apartment?
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    It's like watching Gracie Allen taking a shower with that NV.
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    Here's a Congressional Candidate who got owned. He just found out he's not over and above the law.
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    June 15th Update
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    They're all good looking once they get their knees up close to their ears.
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    That would be something different that RLC has never had yet. Don't think they've had any chicks-with-dicks yet either.
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    That wont be very often now. He'll be busy picking his nose all day.
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    He may think he's a winner but in the long run Russia will suffer a very long time as those sanctions will not be lifted. Even after Putin is gone the Russian citizens will suffer under sanctions. Until they get a democratic government things will never change under a communist regime.
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    You can only arm them for so long before the member nations turns their back the other way. I think you'll be seeing Zelenskyy concede territories eventually. But as far as a winner, no one wins at war.
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    Maybe Svetlana will move in and be the new tenant. A larger size girl with some meat on the bones would certainly be a change than watching toothpicks in the villa.
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    Russia's starting to gain the advantage once again.
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    At least for the time being.
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    It goes along with the aging process. My nookie days are over- my pilot light is out, what used to be my sex appeal- is now my water spout. Time was when of its own record- from my trousers it would spring, but now I've got a full time job- to find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing- the way it would behave, for every single morning- it would stand and watch me shave. As my old age approaches- it sure gives me the blues, to see it hang its little head, and watch me tie my shoes!
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    He'd likely get twice on the pipes for the answer of no.
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