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StnCld316

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  1. She had to get the straight edge before coming back around for the bend.
  2. I'll take care of it. Thanks
  3. Time for her to be exiting soon. Got to scrape off the mold before returning. I expect Radislava too be returning soon. Tomato Season is about too flourish.
  4. She'd have to tell Paul to get get lost for an hour or two for that to happen.
  5. Hopefully they are new and not the recycled protoplasm RLC likes to keep around.
  6. $118M is just a drop in a bucket for Google. By the time the Lawyers take their cut of the prize each of the 15,000 might get $1,500 each.
  7. No money on earth I would ever take for some company to release cockroaches in my home. I had to deal with the things 20 years ago because my apartment was next to a garbage chute in an apartment building.
  8. Usually when one goes to war they have their own weaponry to fight with.
  9. The big reset is coming soon. You haven't seen anything yet.
  10. He's just trying to make people think he's doing something important.
  11. China’s Economy Is In Trouble. The Ripples Will Hit the Fed. - MarketWatch WWW.MARKETWATCH.COM China will likely keep its economy from going off track, preventing global stocks and other risk assets out of a tailspin. But that means the Fed...
  12. The Dow takes another hit. DJIA | Dow Jones Industrial Average Overview | MarketWatch WWW.MARKETWATCH.COM DJIA | A complete Dow Jones Industrial Average index overview by MarketWatch. View stock market news, stock market data and trading...
  13. Has been taken care of. Thanks
  14. By the size of her I'd say she'll be going into labor long before the 8th. Going to be a big child at least 7 or 8 pounds.
  15. It would not surprise me if someone tried to pull it off.
  16. I know. It usually goes up when they have to payout absurd payments, especially when it's not even in a clause on the automobile insurance policy.
  17. Insurers don't even have a clause in their auto policies that having sex in a car and contracting an STD is the fault of the Insurer. The fault is with the dude that gave her the STD for not disclosing he was infected. The Insurer should appeal and look to have the suit tossed out. $5.2M for getting an STD in an automobile is absurd. Another trying to win a lottery and never have to buy a ticket.
  18. The 2022 Stanley Cup Final will match the Colorado Avalanche against the Tampa Bay Lightning. Based on their higher regular-season point total, the Avalanche will host Games 1 and 2 of the best-of-7 series, as well as Games 5 and 7, if necessary. The Lightning will host Games 3 and 4, as well as Game 6, if necessary. Game 1 will be Wednesday, June 15. 2022 Stanley Cup Final Tampa Bay (A3) vs. Colorado (C1) Wednesday, June 15: Lightning at Avalanche, 8 p.m. ET, ESPN+, ABC, SN, CBC, TVA Sports Saturday, June 18: Lightning at Avalanche, 8 p.m. ET, ESPN+, ABC, SN, CBC, TVA Sports Monday, June 20: Avalanche at Lightning, 8 p.m. ET, ESPN+, ABC, SN, CBC, TVA Sports Wednesday, June 22: Avalanche at Lightning, 8 p.m. ET, ESPN+, ABC, SN, CBC, TVA Sports *Friday, June 24: Lightning at Avalanche, 8 p.m. ET, ESPN+, ABC, SN, CBC, TVA Sports *Sunday, June 26: Avalanche at Lightning, 8 p.m. ET, ESPN+, ABC, SN, CBC, TVA Sports *Tuesday, June 28: Lightning at Avalanche, 8 p.m. ET, ESPN+, ABC, SN, CBC, TVA Sports * if necessary
  19. Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know, I get a little each month, but not enough to live on.”
  20. There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. He went to the doctor to get a sperm count. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back. The elderly man came back the next day; the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. The doctor asked, "What was the problem?" The elderly man said, "Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. I tried with my left hand... nothing. So my wife tried with her right hand... nothing. Her left hand... nothing. Her mouth... nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth... still nothing. The doctor replied, "Wait a minute, did you say your wife's friend too?!" The elderly man answered, "Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup."
  21. Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their grandkids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his grandson's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The grandson said, "I don't think you should take one. They're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10.00 a pill," he replied. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under your pillow." Later the next morning, the grandson wakes found $110 under his pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!"
  22. Good thing it was him and not the Postman.
  23. Especially if the burner was on.
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