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StnCld316

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  1. You haven’t truly witnessed something gross until you’ve seen a hickey on a hemorrhoid.
  2. A good life when Cirrhosis of the Liver claims them long before their time.
  3. Just tell the dude to GTFO he's overstayed his welcome. No long paragraphs needed, just one short sentence.
  4. She’s just drifting from one useless apartment to another useless apartment.
  5. Who the hell invited this dude it the first place. It's fine to have a guest every now and then but when they come in eat your food, drink your alcohol and fuck your woman then it's time to send them on their way before they think they got squatters rights.
  6. Must have had a piece of cheese that didn't fall off previously.
  7. Like all the others, always thinking with the wrong head.
  8. He may leave work early and catch then in the act. He likely already suspects somethings going on as he found her wig in a peculiar spot.
  9. Where did this dude run off to.
  10. Done before they even get started.
  11. No, we don't, that’s what hands are for. If the good Lord didn’t want people to masturbate, he would have made their arms shorter.
  12. "Argh Billy, you ever been to sea" "No Captain but I have been blown ashore"
  13. She only experiences drunk men.
  14. Now Sayn will wake for a piss, then all hell breaks loose. Wake up Sayn.
  15. RLC will be out of business by that time.
  16. What a tease. He's off to the bathroom to beat off or puke.
  17. They're not even online yet.
  18. Ellie and vodka don’t mix well; it just leaves her crying and throwing up when she’s had too much.
  19. Poked Nadia in the ass with no protection and then put his dick in Sara's pussy shortly after without washing. After a couple of days the STD's flared up. Recipe for disaster.
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