A couple were sleeping soundly like innocent babies. Suddenly, around three o'clock in the morning, they hear noises outside the room. The woman is startled and totally amazed says to the man: - Aaaaaiiiiii my God, it must be my husband! The guy gets up astonished and naked, jumps as best he can through the window and lands on top of a plant with thorns. In a few seconds he comes back and says:-Unfortunate ... your husband is me!