Your doctor says, 'Take off your clothes' - Your psychoanalyst says, 'Now lie down and relax' - Your pharmacist says, 'Does your head hurt?' - Your dentist says, 'Open a little wider...' - Your eye doctor says, 'And now, is it better?' - Your decorator says: 'When it's all in, you'll like it' - Your flannel says: 'Come, come, like this, like this...' - Your gas station attendant says: 'Do you want me to change your oil?' - Your cooking teacher says: 'Yes, so move it a little more now...' - Your fruit seller says: ' You can hold it, but you can't squeeze it !' - Your baker says: 'Yes, it's warm... just the way you like it.' - Your fishmonger says: 'Are you going to want it all or just half? ' - Your stallholder says: 'Isn't it delicious? You can try it again...' - Your hairdresser says: 'Shall we do something different?' - Your husband says: 'Today again? So there is no Christian who can stand it...'