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  1. He lives in Germany and this is his first time in Barcelona..
  2. She's got a boyfriend the whole time...this guy. They've been facetiming since she rejoined..
  3. Just a matter of time before Cesar, Gina, Assfur, Rico, the short-legged sailor, the tall guy and DJ show up.. Expect many visits to the bathroom.. 😏
  4. I was thinking the same.. If he's from Venezuela he's probably part of Cesar's crew..
  5. Daniel is not Carlos best friend, that's for sure LOL. At least he was honest but he almost killed the party. He still got high blood pressure, let's see if he can calm down and repair the damage.
  6. And what was the mirror used for?, that Holly grabbed from her makup bag? To check out his hemorrhoids?
  7. 1. Who gave a lapdance in B2 on new year's eve last year? 2. What motif did Aleksander the violent electrician have on his t-shirt in B2 and B4? 3. What are the names of Diane's and Olya's guys at "La Gran Fiesta" Clue: C & R 4. From what movie is this script? (I have changed the name of the characters..) Clue: it's not one of RLC's scripts.. Holly: - Do you like what you see? Bogdan: - I love what I see. Holly: - Would you like to touch what you see? Bogdan: - Yes. Yes I would. Holly: - Would like to go out with me? Bogdan: - Uh-huh. Yes I would. Holly: - Would you like to fuck me? Bogdan: - Bingo. Holly: - Well then let's see what you've got. It doesn't interest me. Nothing there. Bogdan: - Nothing there? Just exactly, what would interest you? Something the size of a jumbo jet? Holly: - Have you been circumcised? Bogdan: - Yeah, I have. Why? Holly: - Well, your doctor must have cut a big portion of it off. Bogdan: - No. He was a good doctor. Holly: - Good doctors make mistakes too. The first who posts five correct answers in the comments or pm wins a cancelled flight to Barcelona with Ukraine International Airlines. Good Luck and Happy New Year everyone!
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