redhead2183

We've tried. Every time they try to get rid of her she runs them a bath

At least he treats them better than Elvis did

I don't watch the B2 appartments, but I find it hard to believe someone can do less than nothing.

It's Masha. Her personality changes like the wind

Well black guys do like them chunky

First time I've looked in on Leora and Paul in a while. Has Paul lost weight? He's looking a lot skinnier than the last time I saw him

Masha: What? Guy: How many others has there been - 2? 10? 20!? Masha: Yes.

Guy: I want to fuck you real bad Masha: No. No, no, no. First, I must bathe you in my dirty bathtub, play you the song of my people on my flute and then I must attach sequins to you to show you have passed the test. Guy: (internally) Oh no, what I have I done...

I'm sure she could become a lady of the night.

And they're at it again. Masha claims another victim lover

Masha running a bath for one of her victims partners, is the equivelant of a teenage lad pulling out a guitar to play 'Wonderwall' for the girl he likes.

Masha and a UV light - two things you don't want to see in her bedroom

Masha is the perfect example for the phrase - Never stick your dick in crazy

I feel sorry for the cats. They've already got super hearing, imagine having to put up with that music and Masha's screaching every hour of the day

Which happens as you get older. But when you sit around the house doing nothing except smoke, drugs and complain, it's going to be worse.