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  1. dave moore
    nothing wrong with a good girl having a naughty side.
  2. dave moore
    I know what I bring to the table so trust me when I say I'm not afraid to drink alone.
  3. dave moore
    I'm smiling because you're my sister, I'm laughing because there's nothing you can do about it!
  4. dave moore
    I don't need the last laugh... I've been laughing at your DUMB SCOUSER ARSE the entire time! 😅😅
  5. dave moore
    my neighbours were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that I started cleaning my room.
  6. dave moore
    whoever is humming that JAWS theme is gonna get slapped.
  7. dave moore
    YES MY THIGHS TOUCH, BUT I LIKE TO THINK THEYRE GOSSIPING ON HOW GREAT MY BUTT LOOKS.
  8. dave moore
    EAT HAIRY PUSSY ? girl that's like eating sushi of a barber shop floor.
  9. dave moore
    I'm moving forward in life, only way I'm looking back is if its my ass in the mirror.
  10. dave moore
    Portuguese idiom - AGUA PELA BARBA translation - WATER IN THE BEARD meaning - SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES A LOT OF WORK.
  11. dave moore
    I DONT SEE A PROBLEM WITH BANGING MY SISTER ADAM AND EVES KIDS HAD TO BANG TO POPULATE THE WORLD.
  12. dave moore
    LAD- WHAT DOES YOUR VAGINA LOOK LIKE GIRL- WELL LAD,BEFORE WE HAVE SEX, A VAGINA LOOKS LIKE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ROSE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN... DELICATE, SWEET, AND A TRUE EXAMPLE OF NATURES ART WORK. LAD- WHAT ABOUT AFTER SEX? GIRL- HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BULLDOG EATING MAYONNAISE?
  13. dave moore
    IF IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN KEEP ON LICKIN, IF IT TASTES LIKE TROUT...GET THE FUCK OUT.
  14. dave moore
    if muff diving was an Olympic sporting event, you would be looking at a gold medalist right here.
  15. dave moore
    I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do It anyway.
  16. dave moore
    pussy flashing is for women who are at the most interesting point of the evening, when they take off their knickers when they think no one is looking.
  17. dave moore
    there she is,another selfie with the same facial expression, pose and head tilt, just a different top this time..nice, can't wait for the next one .😯
  18. dave moore
    girls are like flowers, they fill the world with beauty, and sometimes attract pests.
  19. dave moore
    I love you with all my butt, I would heart but my butt is bigger .
  20. dave moore
    HI MY ..STALKER IM STILL FABULOUS , THANKS FOR CHECKING UP ON ME.
  21. dave moore
    like a butterfly that is drawn to beauty and scent of her flower, a positive attitude will draw people towards you.
  22. dave moore
    MY MATE IS FUCKING TWINS my mate is fucking twins who both like it up the arse I asked how he tells them apart? "that's easy" he said " Sally's got massive tits and a nice bald pussy. Derek has stubble and big hairy bollocks".
  23. dave moore
    if you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere..
  24. dave moore
    girl - fuck me, I blew a tranny last night. which means something totally different to a mechanic.
  25. dave moore
    girl is saying shut up nobhead I wear heels bigger than your dick.
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