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dave moore

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  1. STANDING ALONE DOESNT MEAN I AM ALONE , IT MEANS, I AM STRONG ENOUGH TO HANDLE THINGS ALL BY MYSELF.
  2. THE TRAVELER SEES WHAT SHE SEES THE TOURISTS SEE WHAT THEY HAVE COME TO SEE.
  3. tough girls come from NEW YORK, sweet girls they're from GEORGIA, but us KENTUCKY cow girls, we have fire and ice in our blood, we can ride horses, be a debutante, pose sexy, throw right hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin. and if we have an opinion, you know you're gonna hear it.😰
  4. BEHIND EVERY GIRLS SELFIE IS APPROXIMATELY 37, NEARLY IDENTICAL PHOTOS, THAT JUST DIDNT MAKE THE CUT.
  5. sometimes I wish someone out there will find me. till then I walk alone.
  6. LIFE IS LIKE RIDING A BIKE, TO KEEP YOUR BALANCE, YOU MUST KEEP MOVING.
  7. I WONDER if anyone looks at me and THINKS 'WOW'. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
  8. you are a GYNECOLOGIST and a LESBIAN. this makes you a VAGENIUS.
  9. god damn this pussy looks like someone threw a hand grenade into a deli counter. (GYNOCOLOGY- nobody ever said they'd all be pretty).
  10. YOUR'E THE REASON THIS COUNTRY HAS TO PUT DIRECTIONS ON SHAMPOO.😰
  11. GIRLS WHO ARE IN THEIR 20'S THINK THEY ARE SEXY. WOMEN WHO ARE IN THEIR 30'S SAY THEY ARE SEXY. WOMEN WHO ARE ABOVE THE AGE OF 40 NO LONGER HAVE TO THINK OR SAY IT, THEY OWN IT!
  12. WHEN SOMEBODY ASKS ME HOW MY DAY IS GOING, I'M LIKE...IF I WAS A BIRD I'D FLY INTO A CEILING FAN.😰
  13. IM NOT EVERYONES CUP OF TEA... BUT I DRINK COFFEE, SO FUCK THEM.
  14. YOU CANT LEAVE FOOTPRINTS IN THE SANDS OF TIME IF YOURE SITTING ON YOUR BUTT AND WHO WANTS TO LEAVE BUTT PRINTS IN THE SANDS OF TIME?
  15. I HAVE 206 BONES, 650 MUSCLES AND 50 BILLION CELLS IN MY BODY. IT TAKES TIME TO WAKE UP ALL OF THEM IN THE MORNING.
  16. THE GARDENER IS GOING TO BE KNACKERD SIX BUSHES NEED A BIT OF TOPIARY.
  17. just got back from holidays/vacation and whaaaat the fuck do you mean spotty arse has a bird, fuuuuuck me, is she a prossy or what, how the fuck did spotty arse get a bird ( paid for by camarads, hope not ).
  18. WHATS HAPPEND TOO RITA AND TOM THEY USED TO BE BANG AT IT LIKES RABBITS,, NOW ITS JUST A BORING MARRIED COUPLE.
  19. the lad is banging his bird in front of him,( Humpty ) he's a bit mortified/why nobody knows, roll on the fake acting class's again and again same old story every time, can we have a grown up one next week.😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
  20. calm down lad, we are all cam whores who pay for the display, may it be you're favourite( chaturbate ) other sites available calm down take a chill pill ( lad ).its a bit of fun/go with the flow maaaaaaaaaaan.
  21. UNA VEZ QUE PRUEBES LA DULCEMIEL QUIERES MAS DE ESE. ONCE YOU TASTE THE SWEET HONEY, YOU WANT MORE OF THAT.
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