dave moore

girls are like country roads the best ones have curves.😕

BABE RUTH WOULD'VE SMASHED THAT OUT OF THE PARK.

blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.😕

there is nothing wrong with being DEAD TIRED. if you are not DEAD TIRED, then you have NOT DONE ENOUGH to exhaust your body.

DONT FORGET THAT ALCOHOL HELPS TO REMOVE THE STRESS, THE BRA, THE PANTIES AND MANY OTHER PROBLEMS.

GIRL- MY GYNOCOLOGIST SAYS I CANT HAVE SEX FOR 2 WEEKS LAD- WHAT DID YOUR DENTIST SAY GIRL- THIS.

tired of bending over backwards for people in work😤 from now on I'll bend the other way so you can KISS MY ARSE!😉

I FEEL LIKE WE REALLY CONNECT THROUGH OUR PASSION FOR MARIJUANA AND JUNK FOOD.

TODAY BE THE BADASS GIRL YOU WERE TOO LAZY TO BE THE OTHER DAY.

i am not a perfect mother and I will never be. you are not the perfect daughter and you will never be, but put us together and we will be the best MOTHER and DAUGHTER we would ever be.

enjoy the little thing in life, for one day you will look down and realise it was a big thing.

if I hear someone complaining about the internet, I inform them that at college, my primary source of information was a library that rarely had the book I needed, and when I finally found a copy, the pages I required had been ripped out by some selfish FUCKNUT.

WHOEVER SAID THERES NO USE CRYING OVER SPILT MILK OBVIOUSLY YOUVE NEVER PUMPED SIX OUNCES AND ACCIDENTLY SPILLED IT.

the soul that sees beauty, may sometimes lie alone.😕

true friends are like diamonds, bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.

I much prefer "COUGAR" over "HORNEY BITCH".😰

the best view comes after the hardest climb.

I know I'm a HANDFUL, but that's why you have two hands.

I swear to you I won't stop until your legs are shaking, and the neighbours know my name.

girl on left is saying I'm a biter, licker, lickey giving, booty slapn,pussy eating,hard Grinding, rough sex, sit on my face, ride me hard, fuck for hours kinda girl.

I'M at that awkward age between JAILBAIT and COUGAR. 😰😉

FREEDOM lies in being BOLD.

FINALLY SUNDAY I HAVENT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE MY PAGER GOT STUCK ON VIBRATE.

"TO APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF A SNOWFLAKE IT IS NECESSARY TO SIT OUT IN THE COLD.

WHY GO TO THE SHOPS TO BUY MILK WHEN YOU HAVE COW IN THE HOUSE. (UDDERLY BAD THAT ONE)😯