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I caught the start of their couch clustering but had to leave to take the dog to the acupuncturist (Don't ask but it works). Looks like I didn't miss anything.

Hakeemy: Hey, Asia >huff< >puff< >snort< >huff< I'll be >huff< working late >puff< tonight. >puff< Like maybe >snort< 6 hours which is like >puff< 5 hours >huff< and 59 minutes more >puff< >huff< than how long >puff< >snort< we fuck. Asiatac: >snore< >snore< Uh. You said something? >snore< Hey! Is that your dick? >snore< Hakeemy: Oh! >puff< You've met >puff< Limpy. It's pretty terrible, I know. They bring out the terrible.

In case, hopes are up too much. It's still a lethargic dance.

Twice in 3 days. Wonders never cease.

Guys, unbelievably they're doing the rabbit dance on the couch right now. At this time of the day.

Is she getting ready for work, franklin?

Hi, Happy. The previous one is not locked yet. Just so you know. Cheers.

Eddie Rabbit

Heh Heh. Yeah, I spaced out the Ess Tee Dee to capitalize Sexually Transmitted Disease. NHS? That is very very cool. You know, you would have seen some really interesting stuff and now you get the adventures of this dumbass, Hakeem.😉

Oh. That's what I meant actually. Oops. Too vague. My fault.😁

Now that IS interesting. He needs a mongoose, stat.

That's Hakeem for you. He's special. A tool who uses tools while being a tool.

Hahaha. Technically correct. Nice. Ess Tee Dee.

And to go along with your brilliant inspiration - Another would be 'Hakeem-ed'. Sentence usage would be something like - 1. She got Hakeem-ed or 2. She Hakeem-ed him. Meaning: To become pissed off with someone after the 3rd date and blocking them.

I do agree that she is partly to blame (but at the same time I don't blame her at all - if you know what I mean) and that too is entirely about how good or inexperienced she is when it comes to sex. Her only fault is - she seems very inexperienced and at times, sedate. It's completely a sexual component. Nothing to do with their 'relationship' or her as a person. She's not at all at fault for how he's behaving towards her. At the very least, she's trying - weak as her attempts may be. The poor thing at least does try. It's when the actual sex starts that she freezes and becomes passive and leaves it up to him - The most sexually creative, energetic and passionate man in the world. Hakeem is an entirely different type of wrong on the other hand. He's pretty shitty in almost every aspect. He's just coasting while at the same time, shortchanging her.

I mean, look at him right now at this moment with her on his side - He's still on the phone, steadfastly. Pretty sure he's using as a tool to deflect any attention from her or talking much to her. He's practically a sad internet meme.

🤣🤣🤣. And as a bonus, solve world hunger through social media.

Yeah. He has moral values of a mongoose. Scratch that - At least mongooses fight snakes. Side note - I wasn't sure about the plural of mongoose so I looked it up. Interestingly, you can use mongooses or get this, mongeese.

Quote I looked at the replay of that...Man, he was trying so fucking hard to pretend to be oblivious to her attention. He just applied even more hardcore focus to his phone. He's definitely going to have a baby with it one day. Also, this makes curious. Do any you use your phone like all the time all day like him? Other than normal phone uses - calls, messages etc and the occasional watching of videos when i'm out for lunch by myself and listening to the news while driving, I'm not entangled to my phone at all and supposedly the phone I have is a good one which one would think i'd be drawn to it all the time.

Yeah. I agree. She seems a little more forward, a little more take charge. Long may that continue.

What did she do? Just now?

Including creatures WITHOUT ears.

Yeah. You're spot on how he approaches his communication with Asia.

Have I ever. 😃

Man, you're an optimist. 😁