Dth Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 Time to move in with Bullwinkle? Do they have homeless shelters for squirrels? Maybe too many negative karmas? Woman upset she has to give up pet squirrel http://www.wane.com/news/local/woman-upset-she-has-to-give-up-pet-squirrel?hpt=us_bn9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 They are a protected species here. The Gray Squirrel is the most common. We've taken a few of the babies to the Wildlife Protection Center nearby where they are raised and then released back to the wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 See, I'm not the cold heartless prick that I appear to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buster Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 -1 for not being the cold heartless prick that you appear to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brureb28 Posted September 27, 2013 Share Posted September 27, 2013 They are a protected species here. The Gray Squirrel is the most common. We've taken a few of the babies to the Wildlife Protection Center nearby where they are raised and then released back to the wild. POOR...POOR SQUIRREL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted September 28, 2013 Share Posted September 28, 2013 I'm in the Air Force. Nobody messes with me or tells me what to do. If you thought being bombed by pigeons was inconvenient and messy, you out to see what WE flying squirrels can do! (Personally, you probably won't hear from me for a while. I'm gonna try to fly to Barcelona so Nora will adopt me as her pet. I have a thing about slender sexy Russian women. It's in my script...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 FlyBoy huh? Then you'll get a chuckle out of this one. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was at a garage party last night. Many of the people there were into speed and power. Whipping out their cell phones and showing sports/racing cars. They seemed less interested in pictures of tons of Detroit steel. Reminded me of a recent email I received, see below. A C-130 plane was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that? The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!' The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that?' Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?' The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll.' When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing! When you get older & smarter - comfort, ride and air conditioning is not such a bad thing! Us older folks understand this one, it's called… S.O.S. Slower, Older and Smarter.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 I fly a Pontiac G-6 sedan now. I like it. It has AC without me having to put the top down. (It replaced an expensive Mercedes, incidentally. And the van I used for the kids' sporting events.) But I'll always miss the steering and the rhythm of shifting gears in my British sports car while going down mountain roads on a summer day. (Damn thing only had 56 b.h.p., needed to go down hill.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F219 Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Us older folks understand this one, it's called… S.O.S. Slower, Older and Smarter.... Love this definition. Absolutely love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 It had to be an MGB GT. Or maybe an Austin Mini. A 4 banger you didn't need a hoist to remove. Just reach in and pick it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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