Guest ww_watcher Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 What do you call nuts on the wall?...walnuts. Nuts on your chest?...chestnuts. Nuts on you chin??? ......a blowjob. I know it's old but I couldn't resist it. Sorry Squirrel and BigBear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigbear Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 We should have a Joke board, or shouldn't we? ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 very funny ww_watcher. Hardy har-har-har. ( I love terrible jokes and punitive puns. They're a fine art. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigbear Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 There a rarety on most forum...s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 Three CamCaps members - A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in Barcelona, reminiscing about home, and admiring Nora, while waiting for bartender Kiko to pour their drinks. "Back in me pub in Glasgow," brags the CamCaps Scotsman, "fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!" "In me pub in London," says the CamCaps Englishman,"I pay fer two pint's o' Guiness and they give me a third one free!" "That's nuthin'" says the CamCaps Irishman, "In my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint fer free, the second pint fer free, the third pint fer free -- and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!" "Is that true?" asks the Scotsman. "Has that really happened to you?" "Well, no," says the Irishman, "but it happens to me sister all the time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ww_watcher Posted April 7, 2014 Share Posted April 7, 2014 I personally think jokes should be placed where appropriate, not limited to a thread of their own. Otherwise, in a post inspiring (requiring) a humorous thought, we would have to say "Please refer to joke #?, on page ? of the joke thread." Kinda takes the spontaneity out of "There was a young lady from Bangor, who lay asleep while her ship was at anchor, she awoke in dismay, as the first mate did say, "Heigh! Hoist the top sheet and spanker." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dth Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 you have a guardian angel Man shooting at squirrel accidentally shoots friend http://www.fox23.com/news/local/story/Man-shooting-at-squirrel-accidentally-shoots/Q78p_hbDr0-QG4P0NYWb6w.cspx?hpt=us_bn8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Is Dick Cheney his name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigbear Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Talking about death, and going only a tad bit off topic here. Take your age, and divide it by 4. Now multiply your answer by 6. This will give you the age you will live to. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG 150 Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 God, I hope not. A few more years is about all I can stand. I'd check out tomorrow if some bastard didn't try to save me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigbear Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 You forgot to give the age, mate. I promise we'll keep it a secret. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Squirrel Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Talking about death, and going only a tad bit off topic here. Take your age, and divide it by 4. Now multiply your answer by 6. This will give you the age you will live to. ;) Wait a minute! This means that little old me Squirrel will live to 90, while my 5-year old great-grandchild will die at 7.5 years. I'll stick with TBG on this subject. Living much longer with this all this crap is getting tedious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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